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good side effects! 2015/11/6
If I was a man and had an erection lasting longer than four
hours at my age. I wouldn't call a doctor. I would call
and >>! everybody I know!
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Blonde 2015/11/6
Blonde picks up her blouse from dry cleaners. Checks to
see if spot was removed when leaving the clerk says come
again the blonde replies. No it was mustard this time!
2 コメント, 34 閲覧された回数,
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Amish cock fights 2015/11/5
Why do Amish men almost always loose in a cock fight? It takes them too long to get their pants unbuttoned.
0 コメント, 15 閲覧された回数,
5 投票
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cooks! 2015/11/4
A young woman, in the course of her college life, came to
terms with her homosexuality and decided to come out of
the closet.
Her plan was to tell her mother first; so on her next home
visit, she went to the kitchen, where her mother was busying
herself stirring stew with a wooden spoon.
Rather nervously, she explained to her that she had realized
she was gay.
Without ...
3 コメント, 107 閲覧された回数,
11 投票
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sex partners 2015/11/4
Funny sex jokes - sex partners A doctor asks a patient while examining her: - How many sex partners did you have? - 5 or 6, don't remember exactly.. - Hmm, not that many... - Yes, that wasn't the most successful weekend..
1 コメント, 48 閲覧された回数,
3 投票
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Admiring 2015/11/2
After sex, a newly wed wife kept fondling her husbang's
cock. Husband : Why? Want to have sex again? Wife : No dear, I just admiring your cock, I used to have one
before!
2 コメント, 18 閲覧された回数,
3 投票
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Admiring 2015/11/2
After sex, a newly wed wife kept fondling her husband's
cock. Husband : Why? Want to have sex again? Wife : No dear, I just admiring your cock, I used to have one
before!
1 コメント, 7 閲覧された回数,
1 投票
,5.00 スコア
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Still a Virgin 2015/11/2
Newly Wed girl tells her mom that her husband is still a virgin
Mom : How do you know dear? Girl: Last night, when we made love, his cock was still in
plastic cover..
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2 投票
,5.20 スコア
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genius!!! 2015/10/31
A young Arkie goes off to college. Half way through the semester,
having foolishly squandered all of his money on his girlfriend,
he calls home.
"Dad, " he says, "You won't believe
what modern education is developing! They actually have
a program here at Hendrix that will teach our dog, Ole'
Blue how to talk!"
"That's amazing, " his Dad says. "How
do I get Ole' Blue in that ...
1 コメント, 100 閲覧された回数,
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Witches & brooms 2015/10/31
Why don't witches wear panty hose? They will slide off the broom if they do.
0 コメント, 12 閲覧された回数,
2 投票
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What? 2015/10/29
What is the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker
and a with diarrhea?
The oyster shucks between fits!
0 コメント, 6 閲覧された回数,
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Peanut buttter/ Jackass 2015/10/26
What do you get when you cross a peanut butter sandwhich
with a jackass? A piece of ass that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
0 コメント, 6 閲覧された回数,
1 投票
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Life expectancy 2015/10/25
A woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 33 years, 2 months
and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital
and have a face-lift, liposuction, some implants and a
tummy tuck. She ...
2 コメント, 128 閲覧された回数,
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are you a lesbian too? 2015/10/22
A cowboy walks into a bar and sits down and orders a beer.
A few minutes later a beautiful blond walks in and sits down
next to him. She looks him over and says are you a real Cowboy
? To which he responds, why yes I am. I ride horses, break
wild horses, rope cattle, wrestle steers, I do it all. Yes
I'm a real cowboy. He smile and pleased with himself,
asks her what she is ? To which she ...
3 コメント, 119 閲覧された回数,
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A RIDE IN THE TAXI 2015/10/21
A woman and her twelve-year-old were riding in a taxi.
It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under
awnings.
"Mom, " said the boy, "what are all those
women doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off
work, " she replied.
The taxi driver turns around and says, "Geez lady,
why don't you tell him the Truth? They're hookers,
boy! They have sex ...
2 コメント, 169 閲覧された回数,
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Off the Rails 2015/10/21
Dave a longtime railway signal man from California decides
to apply for a senior job advertised in neighbouring Nevada.Having
received his invitation to travel to Reno for the interview
he arrives to find the usual rivalvry between the two States
is very much ongoing and as he waits alongside the two other
applicants for the job he realises he is up against it as
both of the others are native to ...
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4 投票
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The Biology Exam 2015/10/20
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their
mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven
advantages of Mother's Milk. The question was worth
70 points or none at all. One student, was hard put to think of seven advantages.
He wrote: 1) It is perfect formula for the . 2) It provides immunity against several diseases. 3) It is always the right temperature. 4) It is inexpensive. 5) ...
1 コメント, 129 閲覧された回数,
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Keep Truckin 2015/10/20
a sad looking woman drives her truck into the front car park
of a seedy roadhouse in Alabama. Parking up she saunters
inside to order her lunch and instantly catches the raucous
attention of a gang of bikers. Minding her own business
she settles down in a corner of the joint and starts to eat
her food but the gang members sidle over and start to goad
her; firstly one picks her burger up and ...
2 コメント, 131 閲覧された回数,
8 投票
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At the Old Folks Home 2015/10/19
80 yr. old woman complains of malaise and general indifference.
The young Doctor prescribes massive hormone treatments.
Three nights later the old gal is running down the hallway,
with nothing on but her robe. She runs into the 1st men's
room, a 90 yr. old, and whips open her robe and sez; 'Sup-er
SEX!' The old dude drools & rolls over. She runs
into an 80 guy's room: opens robe 'Supp...er ...
1 コメント, 22 閲覧された回数,
3 投票
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At the Old Folks Home 2015/10/19
80 yr. old woman complains of malaise and general indifference.
The young Doctor prescribes massive hormone treatments.
Three nights later the old gal is running down the hallway,
with nothing on but her robe. She runs into the 1st men's
room, a 90 yr. old, and whips open her robe and sez; 'Sup-er
SEX!' The old dude drools & rolls over. She runs
into an 80 guy's room: opens robe 'Supp...er ...
2 コメント, 72 閲覧された回数,
5 投票
,3.47 スコア
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Silver Lining 2 2015/10/19
Lynda turns to Lucy and sez: 'Oh TY so very much! Pay
back really is a freaken bitch!'
1 コメント, 36 閲覧された回数,
4 投票
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Devoted Service 2015/10/19
Two women get together at the bar, and they spend the night
drinking and having a good time. On their way home early
in the morning, they begin to pass a cemetary and the one
woman says to the other who is driving, "pull over,
I have to use the bathroom!" They both enter the cemetary,
grab a headstone and do their business, when one says to
the other, "I don't have anything to wipe with!"
The ...
4 コメント, 81 閲覧された回数,
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BIRTH CONTROL FOR GRANDMA 2015/10/17
The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for
most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup,
the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines
that had been prescribed for her.
As the doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide
as he realized Grandma had a prescription for birth control
pills.
"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH ...
2 コメント, 170 閲覧された回数,
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smart ass!!! 2015/10/17
My small grandson wandered off from me at a shopping mall.
A uniformed security guard approached him and asked if
he was lost? He told the guard he had lost his grand dad. The security guard asked him, "What's he Like?"
The small tyke replied, "Royal Crown Bourbon and
big breasted women!"
3 コメント, 50 閲覧された回数,
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take note guys!!! 2015/10/17
FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, $200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
3 コメント, 34 閲覧された回数,
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An Impatient Man 2015/10/16
A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the
gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby.
The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come
on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this
nice man next to us."
Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so she
said, "Come on, honey. Take it or I'll give it
to this nice man here."
...
2 コメント, 138 閲覧された回数,
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All Aboard 2015/10/15
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen
listening to her young playing with his new electric
train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her
said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off,
get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all
of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses
in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The ...
5 コメント, 88 閲覧された回数,
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knockedy knock knock 2015/10/15
Knock knock!
Whos There?
Khan! Khan
who?
Khan-dom broke, hope you're on the pill!
1 コメント, 17 閲覧された回数,
1 投票
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knock knock again 2015/10/15
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Ben Hur
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur over and give it to her doggy style!
1 コメント, 6 閲覧された回数,
1 投票
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knock knock 2015/10/15
Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Dewey!
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom?
1 コメント, 9 閲覧された回数,
0 投票
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