Ordinarily I don’t have much trouble writing, but since this isn’t one of my creative writing experiments, I’m kind of stuck. I will tell you that I'm a great guy looking for that one great woman with similar and complementing qualities in thought, life and love. I'm looking for someone to share activities with, get to know better and become friends with. After that, well, I don't think that you can script romance, it just happens through our connection and attraction on all levels. I'm very intelligent, creative and imaginative. I'm part spontaneous and part planner. I’m open minded and willing enough to try just about anything once (sometimes twice). I love the beach as much as the mountains and I love watching thunderstorms as much as I love staring endlessly into sunsets. (I like sunrises too but they happen too damn early for my liking.) I’m honest, fun, outgoing and have a great sense of humor. I value my family and friends and try to see them or talk with them as often as possible. I love s (especially my nieces but I don't want my own ren) and animals too. I give great back rubs, I'm pretty handy around the house, and if you'll let me - I'll even cook for you.

My Ideal Person You are a woman who I can confide in, laughs at my jokes, is well grounded and makes me a better man. You appreciate family and friends and are in the right place to be in a great, healthy relationship. You are kind, intelligent and affectionate and believe that respect, communication and trust are essential to a relationship. You are also someone who can (and will) just take off with me for the weekend or we can also just hang out around the house and enjoy each other's company.

When truly inspired by a woman, I will go to the end of this earth to win her heart. The rest, I'll leave up to you to discover.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, The middle of a park, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, A hotel room, Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Sadomasochism, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Cross Dressing, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Leather, Latex, Massage, Willing to try most anything that my dom wants.

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Experience in a certain role (top/bottom; master/slave), Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Too many to count.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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