A magical being seen only on the bluest of blue moons, usually drinking beer and reading comic books whilst humming. I'm of the heterosexual inclination looking for an experimental rendezvous with the imaginative sort in the opposite sex. None of my limbs have fallen off, my teeth are still there, I'm not as wide as I am tall and in generally good health. I'm a noisemaker of sorts, a writer, a scallywag and a roustabout. My wife and I are on the same path and has had much celebrated success in the swinging game. Award winning, really. I get a little teary eyed just thinking about it. If a couple is interested, we may do a swap type thing, but otherwise, we're running our own shows. In laymans terms: I'm a straight guy in a swinging marriage looking to have fun with a girl of the same disposition. Okay, I know my profile makes me sound like a complete jackass, which isn't far off, but I am fun and I am sincerely interested in exploring the swinging lifestyle with likeminded folk.

Mijn Ideale Persoon: Batman, obviously. Duh.
But a close second is a layed back female with a good sense of humour and good conversation. I'm a bit of a talker and if you're looking for "show me your tits" then I'm not that guy. If you're looking for an emotional relationship, I'm also not that guy. So really a FWB female around the same age give or take a few and fun. But who doesn’t want that? Who’s request is “awkward, boring, and incompatible”? I guess that there must be some branch of Sadomasochism where you’re only attracted to people you don’t like, but that’s not me. Or maybe it is? Who knows?

Wat zijn uw favoriete muzikanten of bands?:
That’s a tough one. Right now it’s Michael Kiwanuka.

Welke seksuele activiteiten winden u op?:
Orale seks geven

Welke factoren zijn het belangrijkst wanneer u op zoek bent naar een seksuele partner?:
Seksuele ervaring

Heeft u ooit cyberseks gehad?:
Ik heb regelmatig cyberseks.

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