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Deep Throat 2/26/2011
A deep-throated virgin named Netty Was sucking a cock on the jetty. She said, "It tastes nice, Much better than rice, Though not quite as good as spaghetti."
0 Comments, 17 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score
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There are easier ways to say goodbye 2/20/2011
There are easier ways to say goodbye,
than to say stupid shit that just makes me cry, and makes me seriously question why, why can't I get over you?
You say you don't want it, it's been five fucking
years, I'll tell you what I don't want is these tears,
Every word you say just affirms my fears, You make every one of them come true.
Not desperate by any stretch of ...
1 Comments, 43 Views,
4 Votes
,4.02 Score
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Blue Balls Bar 2/19/2011
Now gather round and I'll tell a story of old,
When men were brave and women were bold. It all started a way out west, To settle the bet of who was best.
Now Old Lill f*cked everything that crawled or creeped,
And piled her victims in a great big heap. There wasn't a man for miles around With a big enough rod to f*ck her down.
Now news of this boast traveled far and wide; ...
1 Comments, 16 Views,
1 Votes
,2.40 Score
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He...... 2/9/2011
He lotioned me from head to toe. He touches me my body flows . He gives me chills like cold air . When I wake up will he be there?
0 Comments, 66 Views,
5 Votes
,3.47 Score
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My Gentle Breeze 2/8/2011
Across the field, momentum builds. A blade Of grass begins to stir. A gentle breeze, Once dormant, now alive and unafraid, Storms unabated, looking but to seize Upon its opportunity to dance. Sweet melodies that play, inspire me, And guide my flitting feet in songs of chance So too may I enjoy a memory Brought forth by winds of change. A truth sincere, My feet exhaust of symphonies that play To ...
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Safe To Make A change by me 2/5/2011
Safe to Make a Change By: Mike Beall-Ellersieck What’s this life to mean? When does anything ever change? With the mindset of a fiend Everything seems out of range Why is everybody messing With the way things ought to be They tell me life it is a blessing Yet it does not seem to be So do i sit and take this moment To find the reasons why Or do i try and let them comment While trying not to cry ...
0 Comments, 11 Views,
3 Votes
,3.92 Score
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Maybe I've Been Blind 1/25/2011
Song my band is working on. Let me know what you think.
Sitting by the phone Waiting for the next call to come I know the nervous walking It's easier for some It's easy to call the shots When no one's there
They say we won't have to wait this long x2
Maybe I've been blind Maybe I don't care Think I'll be just fine But then I don't care
OooOooOooOooh ...
1 Comments, 15 Views,
4 Votes
,2.86 Score
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A Poem for my Love 1/14/2011
[bg bgcolor=silver][font face=Pristina]Rapture
Sweet, sweet love of mine how I would have waited till the end of time to taste your lips, to feel your breath, to peer into your eyes and know their depth.
Feeling your fingers intertwine with mine while hearing you inhale and tenderly sigh, lusting and longing for the rush of your ...
1 Comments, 61 Views,
6 Votes
,3.37 Score
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bi play 1/14/2011
When you play with others that are bi There are so many things you can try Eat'n pussy and suck'n dick too Something we both like to do We like most anything a little twisted Nothing degrading, potty play or being fisted If your still interested in have'n some fun Listen to the cable guy lets Get R Done
1 Comments, 64 Views,
5 Votes
,4.12 Score
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Trail of Kisses 1/10/2011
With a trail of kisses your body I wish to explore. Starting with your ear and whispering I want more. My hands gently undressing you and letting your cloths
fall to the floor.
I kiss you deeply taking your breath away, lighting the flames of passion to last through out the day.
Our tongues gently entwine and knot together in lovers passionate unbridled kiss.
I kiss ...
0 Comments, 60 Views,
5 Votes
,4.12 Score
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I luv this poem 1/7/2011
Rose are red Apples are sour Spread your legs And feel my power
0 Comments, 76 Views,
3 Votes
,4.90 Score
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Unmentionable desire 1/5/2011
Fire burns inside the heart
Desire, temptation, feelings of lust
Devilish passions sinful thoughts
The will to break the ultimate trust
Just one time that’s all you want
To slide your hands between her thighs
As you look into her beautiful brown eyes
Desire, temptation, feelings of lust
Devilish passions sinful thoughts ...
0 Comments, 29 Views,
1 Votes
,2.40 Score
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Gettin Bye 12/31/2010
This isn't a love poem. Its more for helping you get
through the day.
Invictus Out of the night that covers me black as the pit for pole to pole I thank whatever gods may be for my unconquerable soul
In this fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud under the bludgenings of chance my head is bloody but unbound
Beyond this place of wrath and tears ...
0 Comments, 20 Views,
1 Votes
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the story of cock 12/28/2010
cock small growing entering expanding penetrating stiffening shooting
streams beads drops of cum in her
withdrawing shrinking spent cock
0 Comments, 41 Views,
4 Votes
,0.92 Score
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Ondine 12/28/2010
As i stood there in the sand A callipygian maiden made her way to me and took me by my hand
A kiss to her quim A high noon whim
A somnambulist's requiem
She whispered, 'Satan'.
1 Comments, 11 Views,
2 Votes
,3.81 Score
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AULD LANG SYNE --Rober Burns 1700's 12/26/2010
ROBER BURNS --AULD LANG SYNE
Auld Lang Syne
ꜜShould auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot and days of auld lang syne? For auld lang syne, my dear, for auld lang syne, we'll take a cup of kindness yet, for auld lang syne.
Should auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance ...
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Be my friend ! 12/18/2010
Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead.
Just walk beside me and be my friend.
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6 Comments, 67 Views,
8 Votes
,1.86 Score
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Microsoft Christmas (1) 12/16/2010
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through
the house Not a creature was stirring, except Papa's
mouse. The computer was humming, the icons were hopping,
As Papa did last minute Internet shopping. The stockings
were hung by the modem with care In hope that St. Nicholas
would bring new software. The were nestled all
snug in their beds, While visions of computer games ...
1 Comments, 15 Views,
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Where No One Wants To Go 12/16/2010
Sometimes my adventures will take me, where no one wants to go. With people who seem to trust me, for reasons I just dont know.
So when things start to happen, and the insanity starts to unfold. I pray that those who are with me, stay safe, so the story is told.
For I care not for my own safety, nor the health or state of my mind. Cause the lessons I must learn there, are not of ...
1 Comments, 60 Views,
5 Votes
,4.12 Score
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The Monkey 12/15/2010
Three monkeys sat in a coconut tree Discussing things as they're said to be. Said one to the others, "Now listen you two, There's a certain rumor that can't be true.
That man descended from our noble race. The very idea! It's a dire disgrace. No monkey ever deserted his wife, Starved his baby and ruined her life.
And you've never known a mother monk, To leave her baby with ...
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WHEN YOU JUST CANT GET ENOUGH?? 12/12/2010
Sex is a big part of life for me, sometimes I wonder can it
be that getting off is all I need. I always leave the ladies
satisfied, they never seem to mind accepting my seed. Quality
is surely job one, that will bring them ...
0 Comments, 22 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score
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Anniversary 12/8/2010
Best Marriage
Your anniversary marks the day when you both said"Ido." the two of you became as one a marriage bright and new.
Now time has passed;your love is strong; you passed the early test. your tender bond grows with passing time; your marriage is the kind that's best. ...
0 Comments, 12 Views,
1 Votes
,3.70 Score
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The Penis Poem ! 12/3/2010
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job,
To find the fuckin' thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single ...
3 Comments, 36 Views,
11 Votes
,2.79 Score
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House / Home ! 12/2/2010
A house is built with walls and beams.
A home is built with love and dreams. ...
1 Comments, 29 Views,
7 Votes
,1.26 Score
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X mass morning 11/23/2010
'Twas the morning of Christmas: all hell had broke
loose Little Tommy was bawling and screaming abuse The stockings were flung cross the room with great force
That bastard St. Nick'las had screwed up.of course!
The iPod expected was not to be found The Xbox 360? 'Twas nowhere around A present lay open, but he couldn't look For it was (Tommy dry-heaved)A DUMB FREAKIN' BOOK!
With ...
1 Comments, 20 Views,
1 Votes
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the "blow job poem" 11/23/2010
Penis breath, a lover’s dread. Is what you get when you give head. Unpleasent as it tends to be. Be grateful that he doesn’t pee. It’s times like this you wonder why. You bother reaching for his fly. But it’s too late, can’t be a tease. Accept the facts, get on your knees. You know you’ve got a job to do. So open up and shove it through. Lick the tip then take it all. Don’t drag ...
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in the garden of eden 11/23/2010
In the Garden of Eden, As everyone knows, Lives Adam and Eve, Without any clothes.
In this garden, Were two little leaves, One covered Adam's, One covered Eve's.
As the story goes on, Never the less to say, The wind came along, And blew the leaves away.
At the sight, Adam did stare, There was Eve's treasure, All covered with hair.
And wonder came, Under Eve's ...
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Best Friend Breakup 11/21/2010
My body is angry My heart full of pain I can't believe I used to call you by name You were my friend but now your not I tried to give you all that I've got But that wasn't enough Oh not for you Because you use and abuse That's just what you do I tried and tried to be a really great friend Now look what
has happened to us in the end No more laughs Only crying, No more memories I feel like dying ...
0 Comments, 22 Views,
1 Votes
,5.00 Score
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For My Wife 11/17/2010
Only after you do the double take that reinforces
to your brain the fact that she is beautiful - will you see
the true beauty in her eyes. In which, if you gaze deeply
enough - just past the clouded mystery of your own soul,
you will see the fire of hers! Her passion! Along with a drive
and willingness which she anchors in your mind with her
brutal stamina.
c0mpy...
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SANITY 11/14/2010
Insanity is within me, He is the man I please. I cannot do without him, I live life as he sees. There is so much to us, Much good lies herein, Nothing to be afeared of, Naught that is a sin. My life is about learning, And having lots of fun. Doing things I want to, Not hurting anyone. Dont think I be demented, For anything that I do. There is no real difference, Between me and you. ...
1 Comments, 36 Views,
4 Votes
,4.41 Score
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