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Rubies cube 2019/11/2
What do a penis and Rubik’s cubes have in common? <br><br>
The more you with it, the harder it gets.
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Gardening 2019/11/2
What’s the best part of gardening? <br><br>
Getting down with your hoes.
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Boobs 2019/11/2
What does saggy boob say the other saggy boob? <br><br>
If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re
nuts.
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Lesbian 2019/11/2
What do they call a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br>
Lick-a-lot-o-puss
1 コメント, 7 閲覧された回数,
6 投票
,1.09 スコア
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A little humor as we are so close to xmas 2019/11/2
A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father,
“Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” <br><br>
The father, surprised, answers, “Well, , a woman
goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts
are like melons, round and firm. In her s and 40s, they
are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they
are like onions.” “Onions?” the asks. “Yes. ...
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4 投票
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A little humor as we are so close to xmas 2019/11/2
A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father,
“Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” <br><br>
The father, surprised, answers, “Well, , a woman
goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts
are like melons, round and firm. In her s and 40s, they
are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they
are like onions.” “Onions?” the asks. “Yes. ...
0 コメント, 5 閲覧された回数,
2 投票
,2.42 スコア
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Hair 2019/11/1
A realized that she had grown hair between her legs.
She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. <br><br>
Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown
is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.”
…. the smiled. <br><br>
At dinner, she told her sister, “ monkey has grown hair.”
Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing, ...
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2 投票
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Hmmmmm 2019/11/1
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br>
Lick-a-lot-o-puss
0 コメント, 7 閲覧された回数,
4 投票
,0.53 スコア
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A Joke 2019/10/31
I scared the postwoman today by going to the door completely
naked. <br><br>
I'm not sure what scared her more, my naked body or the
fact that I knew where she lived. 😊...
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3 投票
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Happy Halloween 2019/10/31
Dose anyone know how to fix a broken pumpkin?? Or what month
people sleep the least
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Adult Jokes 2019/10/30
So adult jokes are very good you can create humour and take
attention of groups. sometime in adult jokes are have more then one catogories
as some are very adult and some are very light <br><br>
so up to you or your groups what exactly your groups requried
for the same. <br><br>
Adult jokes with pics are very interesting and many people
liked it very much. ...
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1 投票
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Priest 2019/10/27
What’s the difference between a catholic priest and
a zit? <br><br>
A zit will wait you’re before it comes on
your .
1 コメント, 17 閲覧された回数,
9 投票
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Dinosaur 2019/10/27
What do you a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br>
Lick-a-lot-o-puss
1 コメント, 10 閲覧された回数,
8 投票
,3.48 スコア
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Dr Pepper 2019/10/27
Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle? <br><br>
Because she died.
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7 投票
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Doctor's wife 2019/10/27
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument over breakfast
one morning. <br><br>
As things got heated, the doctor shouted at his wife, “You
aren’t so good in bed either!” and then he stormed out
of the room and went to wor <br><br>
A couple of hours later he was feeling guilty about what
he’d said so he decided call his wife apologize.
<br><br> ...
1 コメント, 52 閲覧された回数,
3 投票
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Threesome 2019/10/27
My girlfriend asked me if I could have a threesome, which
of her friends I would choose. Apparently, I was only supposed to name one, not two.
1 コメント, 12 閲覧された回数,
4 投票
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A Joke 2019/10/27
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument over breakfast
one morning. <br><br>
As things got heated, the doctor shouted at his wife, “You
aren’t so good in bed either!” and then he stormed out
of the room and went to work. <br><br>
A couple of hours later he was feeling guilty about what
he’d said so he decided to his wife to apologise . ...
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4 投票
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A Joke 2019/10/27
A girl about to be married confessed to her close friend that she was not, as her fiance thought, a virgin.
She asked her friend what to do. "No Problem, " said the friend, had just
finished watching an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. "Just buy a piece of raw liver and shove it up inside you. It will make you tight and he will never know the difference." The girl followed this ...
0 コメント, 32 閲覧された回数,
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like to meet 2019/10/27
i like to meet and around and missed around to get to
know her funny side first to get her feel like open
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2 投票
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Banana 2019/10/26
What did the banana say the vibrator? <br><br>
Why are you shaking, she’s going to eat me!
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Mafia 2019/10/26
What do the Mafia and pussies have in common <br><br>
slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
0 コメント, 7 閲覧された回数,
7 投票
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Guitar teacher 2019/10/26
Why was the guitar teacher fired? <br><br>
For fingering a minor.
0 コメント, 3 閲覧された回数,
3 投票
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Here's the pussy 2019/10/26
Best pussy ever , couldn't ask for more
0 コメント, 1 閲覧された回数,
1 投票
,5.00 スコア
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Here's the pussy 2019/10/26
Best pussy ever
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0 投票
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Here's the pussy 2019/10/26
Best pussy ever
2 コメント, 5 閲覧された回数,
2 投票
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Best pussy ever 2019/10/26
Apparently I can't take a photo
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1 投票
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Best pussy ever 2019/10/26
Apparently I can't take a photo
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Its the way i tell em 2019/10/26
There is nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist
who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full
of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way
this guy handled it. A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and
approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing
the Doctor for today?' 'There's ...
0 コメント, 22 閲覧された回数,
2 投票
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Best pick up line? 2019/10/25
Comment your best pickup line?
3 コメント, 11 閲覧された回数,
2 投票
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Santa Claus 2019/10/25
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? <br><br>
He only comes once a year.
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