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pickup lines 2019/11/22
girl if i was in of the alphabet I'd put u and I
together <br><br>
hey girl how about you open your chamber of secerts and let
me slyther in? <br><br>
sorry i didn't mean to come between you two or did i?
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this is a joke 2019/11/21
a man walks upto another and says i want your ciggy, he hands
him his ciggy and walks away.
1 コメント, 27 閲覧された回数,
12 投票
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This is no joke 2019/11/21
I need points badly!!
0 コメント, 3 閲覧された回数,
3 投票
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Old but still good 2019/11/18
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she
earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria,
they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied,
"See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
2 コメント, 23 閲覧された回数,
11 投票
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A Blonde Joke 2019/11/18
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar
by mistake... he finds his way to a bar stool and orders a
shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he
yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde
joke?' <br><br>
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. <br><br>
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before ...
2 コメント, 55 閲覧された回数,
7 投票
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Points 2019/11/17
Just here for points.....
1 コメント, 7 閲覧された回数,
4 投票
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Joke 2019/11/16
How do you know the difference between a female frog and
a male frog???.... female frog goes ribit ribit ribit and
a male frog goes rub it rub it rub it.
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A Joke 2019/11/16
Married couple at a Zoo walks past a gorilla enclosure.
<br><br>
Says the woman: 'Mark, Do you know that gorillas are
the only which resemble men in their behavior?
<br><br>
Look, seeing that no one is looking, I'll expose one
of my breasts 2 it & see how horny it gets just as men do.'
<br><br>
Mary then exposes one of her breasts, and, sure ...
0 コメント, 42 閲覧された回数,
10 投票
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A Joke 2019/11/16
I went to a sex addiction clinic yesterday. <br><br>
We all gathered in a circle and one one each person told
stories of their sordid sexual encounters. <br><br>
the time it got to me, the counsellor asked, "Now
Dave, is there anything you'd like to share with us?"
<br><br>
I replied, "Yes, my erection."
0 コメント, 21 閲覧された回数,
8 投票
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New Jokes? 2019/11/15
Anyone heard any? Seems funny is a thing of the past now
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Hi, how are you? 2019/11/14
Ppppppp points.... pppppp points..... lol
0 コメント, 8 閲覧された回数,
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A joke 2019/11/14
Having to use points
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Knock knock 2019/11/12
Knock Knock 's there? Orange Orange ? Orange
you going let Me in so I can Eat you ?!l
1 コメント, 11 閲覧された回数,
7 投票
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A Joke 2019/11/12
My mate broke his leg so I went see him at home. “How are
you mate?” “Yeah I’m okay. But do me a favour mate.
Go fetch my slippers from upstairs. My feet are freezing.”
I went upstairs and found his gorgeous 19 year old daughters
lying naked on the bed. I said “Your dad’s sent up
here have sex with both of you. They respond “Get away
with ya... Prove it.” I shouted ...
1 コメント, 53 閲覧された回数,
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Sexual Relief 2019/11/11
A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post
in the Afghanistan Desert. <br><br>
During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a
camel behind the mess tent. He asks the sergeant why the
camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, "Well
sir, as you know, there are 50 men here on the post & no
women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'. ...
1 コメント, 62 閲覧された回数,
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fucking 2019/11/10
what is soo funny is in weirdes places
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A Joke 2019/11/10
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer, was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket, went in
to try for the job.: "Okay." The sheriff drawled. "Gomer,
what is 1 and 1?" "." He replied. The sheriff thought to himself. "That's not
what I meant, but he's right. What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?" ...
0 コメント, 45 閲覧された回数,
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I have a joke 2019/11/9
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
1 コメント, 16 閲覧された回数,
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My article 2019/11/9
Points
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HAHA 2019/11/6
Truth is something that seems to elude people when describing
themselves in their profiles. I find it a particularly
"dark" place when confronted with having to
deal with someone's lies, half-truths or misinformation.
I would like to take an opportunity now to shed some "light"
on the topic in this article as a form of advice. **********Be truthful********* How ...
5 コメント, 56 閲覧された回数,
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Penis 2019/11/5
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick? <br><br>
The man.
1 コメント, 24 閲覧された回数,
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points 2019/11/5
points points points points points points points points
points points
2 コメント, 9 閲覧された回数,
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what did the joke say to the person? 2019/11/4
hey person I am joke.
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old testament 2019/11/4
How does Moses make tea? He brews.
2 コメント, 14 閲覧された回数,
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deserving 2019/11/4
Did you hear about new restaurant named Karma? <br><br>
No menus- you get what you deserve
0 コメント, 10 閲覧された回数,
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Laxatives 2019/11/3
How is a girlfriend like a laxative? <br><br>
They both annoy the shit of you.
0 コメント, 13 閲覧された回数,
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A Joke 2019/11/3
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband
is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but
warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her
to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner. So that night,
she does just that. About a week later, she's back at
the doctor, and says, "Doc, the pill worked great!
I put it in the potatoes like you said. Not even ...
0 コメント, 40 閲覧された回数,
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Joke 2019/11/3
Hello AdultFriendFinder, ever had that one person you just wanted walk
up and say hey I would love fuck You? Yea ...
1 コメント, 18 閲覧された回数,
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1+1 2019/11/3
有一天～老師問小明＂１＋１＝多少＂
<br><br>
小明＂不知道＂ <br><br>
老師＂回家問家人˙˙明天再告訴我˙˙＂
<br><br>
小明＂喔喔＂ <br><br>
回到家-- <br><br>
小明先去問媽媽˙˙媽媽在炒菜 <br><br>
就說＂我不知啦！去問你爸＂ <br><br> ...
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1+1 2019/11/3
有一天～老師問小明＂１＋１＝多少＂
<br><br>
小明＂不知道＂ <br><br>
老師＂回家問家人˙˙明天再告訴我˙˙＂
<br><br>
小明＂喔喔＂ <br><br>
回到家-- <br><br>
小明先去問媽媽˙˙媽媽在炒菜 <br><br>
就說＂我不知啦！去問你爸＂ <br><br> ...
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