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Politics explained 2020/9/22
A little goes to his dad and asks, "What is >Politics?" > > >Dad says, "Well , let try to explain it this
>way: > > > I am the head of the family, so The >President. > > > Your is the administrator of the , so >we her the Government. > > > We are here to take care of your needs, so we will > you the People. > > > ...
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>Guys' Rules 2020/9/22
> At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally, the >guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's
pretty good.) > We always hear "the rules" From the female
side. > > > Now here are the rules from the male side. > These are our rules! > Please note... these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE! > > > > > > > 1. ...
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Your Holiness 2020/9/22
After getting all of the Pope’s luggage loaded into the
limo – and he doesn’t light – the chauffeur
notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. “Excuse , Your Holiness, ” says the chauffeur,
“Would you please take your seat so we can leave?” “Well, to tell you the truth, ” says the Pope, “they
never let drive the Vatican, and I’d really like
to drive today.” ...
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What Time Is It? 2020/9/2
Adam and his wife were taking a walk in the desert, just outside
a city, to pass time. After having walked a little while,
the couple wanted to check the time, out of curiosity, but
Adam had forgotten his wristwatch back at the hotel. <br><br>
They noticed a frail old man, sitting by his donkey in the
hot sand, about a hundred meters away, and decided to ask
him. "Excuse me sir, ...
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O.J. Simpson 2020/8/26
I heard OJ is going to take another stab at marriage!
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A PUFF ADDER?? 2020/8/18
Someone who farts in the bath then counts the bubbles
!
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today!? 2020/8/8
knock knock
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What do you call a 2020/8/7
What do you call a Lesbian dinosaur? A Lickasaurous
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celebration 2020/6/20
I walked into a bar and told the bartender "give ne
5 shots of whiskey". He lined them up, poured them,
and i drank them. He asked me "Celebrating?"
I replied "kind of. First blow job." He smiled
"Congratulations. Let me buy you a beer." I
told him "If 5 shots of whiskey couldnt get the taste
out of my mouth, i dont think a beer is going to ...
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work like joke 2020/6/4
work like joke
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What did the fist say to the face 2020/6/2
Pow right on the kisser
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What's the difference between a rock and a dead ? 2020/4/29
You can't fuck a rock, !
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Pub 2020/4/21
An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman all walk into a pub
<br><br>
Those were the days.......
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Addiction 2020/4/19
I used to be addicted to the HOKEY POKEY..............but
I turned myself around.
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Deer joke No2 2020/4/10
What do you call a deer with no eyes & no legs?.........Still
no idea....
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Physics 2020/4/7
A neutron walks into a bar and asks. How much for a beer? The
bartender says...for you, no charge.
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Physics 2020/4/7
A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer the
bartender says for you....no charge.
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people in a bar / Club 2020/3/24
in a club / bar / on this site ... ALL people.... LGBT ++ . Straight
. BI. ... Single / married are like shots of alcohol .. <br><br>
. Everyone is looking for the best ... { LICKER } Liqueur .
 >>! happym; happyf;
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Ha 2020/3/23
Life is a dick <br><br>
But sometimes you have to suck it up as it cums.
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When Michael Jackson was alive.... 2020/3/14
Why did Michael Jackson go rushing to the local Walmart?
<br><br>
He heard that Boy's pants were half off!
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parachute school 2020/3/9
a man comes home from army parachute . his friends
all asked if he made and jumps yet and he said sure have. they
asked if it was hard to jump that first time. he said it was very much. said he drifting farther and farther
to the back of the line. then at last it was just him and a giant
of a sgt. he yelled for me to jump and I just stood there shaking.
he then said if I didnt jump he was going ...
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little girls....... 2020/2/23
why do little girls their eyes in the morning? <br><br>
because they dont have balls to scratch
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I don't think she is laughing... 2020/2/19
I got a laugh out of this..
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How bad 2020/2/19
Yeah it's a trick question lol
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Storm Dennis 2020/2/16
I wouldn't say it's windy today but my wheelie
bin has been sent for a speed awareness course on Tuesday
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TOO MUCH TO DRINK 2020/2/13
After sitting at the bar all afternoon and drinking way
too much, the bartender told him that he could not serve
him anymore. After a brief rebuttal the man reluctantly
left. A short time later the man came in the back door and
seated himself at the bar. Quickly the bartender came down
and told him, No more for you. I told you that you must leave.
Once more after a brief argument the man left. It ...
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Husband bring home flowers. 2020/2/9
A husband coming home with a dozen roses for his wife. She
says "I guess I you want me to open my legs now."
He replies "Don't you have a vase?"
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Penis size 2020/2/9
You know someone once asked how big I was. I replied well
I'm only 2"s............ Off the floor
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points 2020/2/4
whats the hardest thing on this site? getting
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Tooth Brush 2020/2/1
How do we know the tooth brush was invented by a Hillbilly
? <br><br>
. Because if anyone else had invented it ....it would be a
teeth brush
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