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Used condoms 2019/10/25
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
<br><br>
One is a Goodyear, the other is a GREAT year.
0 コメント, 3 閲覧された回数,
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Closed brothel 2019/10/25
What does the sign on a closed brothel say? <br><br>
Beat it, we’re closed.
0 コメント, 1 閲覧された回数,
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Dating a midget 2019/10/25
I once dated a midget. Ya I was just nuts over her. Bah ha ha
ha
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A Joke 2019/10/25
I came home from work the other night and caught my wife shagging
a total stranger. I shouted "What the hell do you think you are doing"?and
she replied"I told you he was stupid" .
0 コメント, 9 閲覧された回数,
4 投票
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G-spot 2019/10/24
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball...
<br><br>
A man will for a golf ball.
1 コメント, 8 閲覧された回数,
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Hmmmm 2019/10/24
So, how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could
chuck wood.
0 コメント, 4 閲覧された回数,
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What happens when you make it 11 points per chat? 2019/10/24
We slowly loose our patience until we can't be bothered
anymore.
1 コメント, 6 閲覧された回数,
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What happens when you make it 11 points per chat? 2019/10/24
We slowly loose our patience until we can't be bothered
anymore.
0 コメント, 2 閲覧された回数,
0 投票
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Why did the chicken cross... 2019/10/23
Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? <br><br>
To get back to the same side.
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What is the best snack to eat? 2019/10/23
CUMtwat
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How much... 2019/10/22
A take on ‘how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck
could chuck wood’...How many points can a multiorgasmic
lady get if a multiorgasmic lady could get points.
0 コメント, 5 閲覧された回数,
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Lame joke for points 2019/10/21
Q-Why did the Irish lass take the contraceptive pill twice?
A- To be sure to be sure
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sorry need more points 2019/10/21
points points points points points points points points.
1 コメント, 5 閲覧された回数,
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points points points points points points points points. 2019/10/21
points points points points points points points points.
0 コメント, 1 閲覧された回数,
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A cheesy joke, literally 2019/10/21
Q. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in
France? <br><br>
A. There was nothing left but de Brie.
0 コメント, 3 閲覧された回数,
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More points train coming through 2019/10/20
Just need more points. AdultFriendFinder, why you gotta be like this?
0 コメント, 5 閲覧された回数,
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whores 2019/10/19
some woman here are really whores they ask for all this from
you and want to be the biggest in here its just pussy
thats all to men
1 コメント, 14 閲覧された回数,
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More points 2019/10/19
Q-Have you heard the one about the guy needs more points?
A-It was pointless
0 コメント, 7 閲覧された回数,
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How do you know when.... 2019/10/19
Q-How do you know when your at a gay BBQ? A- When all the sausages taste like shit.
0 コメント, 6 閲覧された回数,
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Must have more points 2019/10/18
Points points points and more importantly, more points
because currently pointless
0 コメント, 5 閲覧された回数,
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Must have more points 2019/10/18
Points points points
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points 2019/10/16
we all need points so bad this new IM what a joke
2 コメント, 12 閲覧された回数,
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And the hits keep rolling on 2019/10/16
The wife came up me yesterday asking for some for
some new shoes.Of course, i said no and, she went off in
a right huff.Last night, feeling somewhat randy, i cuddled
up her in bed.She said, "You can get stuffed.If
you cant shoe the , you sure arent fucking riding
it"
2 コメント, 24 閲覧された回数,
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more humour 2019/10/16
An old man is walking in Amsterdam and passes a standing
at her door. She asks him: "Granddad, why don't we give it
a try?” "No girl, that is no longer possible for me” he replies.
Says the : "Come on, what have we got to lose,
we can give it a try!?” They both go inside. They undress and then he acts like a young man and performs
5 times in a row. "Oh my ...
1 コメント, 40 閲覧された回数,
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Knock 2019/10/16
Knock knock <br><br>
Who's there <br><br>
Justin <br><br>
Justin Who <br><br>
Justin in time to get some points.
2 コメント, 10 閲覧された回数,
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More Humour 2019/10/14
Last night I rode my bike to the bar here in town and I had a
few beers, followed by a few bourbons and a number of shots.....
I still had the sense to know I was over the limit. That's
when I decided to do what I have never done before, I locked
up my bike in a secure place, and I took a cab home. Sure enough, there was a police check point on the way home,
and since it was a cab, they waved ...
0 コメント, 35 閲覧された回数,
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points 2019/10/14
points points points points points points points.
1 コメント, 5 閲覧された回数,
4 投票
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the points 2019/10/14
points points points points points points points.
1 コメント, 7 閲覧された回数,
4 投票
,3.63 スコア |
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points 2019/10/13
points points points points points points points points.
1 コメント, 5 閲覧された回数,
3 投票
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Points 2019/10/12
There's no point in this.
2 コメント, 9 閲覧された回数,
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,3.14 スコア |