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ダジャレ 2020/2/7
いいヅラ買かったこと、言いいづらかった…。
<br><br>
avng1072 magazine article
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Is it Hello? 2020/2/3
Is it Hello?
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j2 for test 2020/1/22
j2 for test
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joke test 2020/1/22
joke test
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上,ニ‰コ,フ,ヌ,チ,ソ,ェ,「,「,フ? 2008/6/12
女性は実際のところ、好みとして比較した場合に、上と下のどっちがいいのかな?どちらも良いとは言いがたいかもしれないけれど、ちょっと聞いてみたいトコロ。
当然コレはエッチの体位のハナシではありません。ハゲの進行方向のハナシ。
...
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Camel fun 2006/8/13
There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He
had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have
sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man
turned to his camel.
He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but
the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and
got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling
the urge to ...
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Just for points 2021/11/21
👍
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Meeting on a train 2021/10/2
A couple of bi curious guys met on AdultFriendFinder, they chatted
for a while and decided they would meet on a train, fourth
carriage they agreed on the am to Euston, one said you
will recognise I will have my lunch in a bright green lunch
box. <br><br>
They came across each other on the train sitting next to
each other, onw said "shit I cannot wait, I need to
fuck you now", the other ...
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Paddy & Mick go hunting.... 2021/10/2
Paddy and Mick met on a hookup site, they were both mid 30's
& Bi curious but also married so neither could host,
they arranged a short hunting trip so as not to draw suspiscion
from their wives. <br><br>
Meeting in the woods they set of to experiment and fool around
for a bit, arriving a small clearing by a stream Mick declared
"this will do nicely get your cock ...
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Something new something different 2021/8/25
After lunch Sara sat reading when George walked in. He made
small talk as he moved around the kitchen. Clomp, clomp,
clomp of his new boots as he moved around and yet he received
no failed to get a response from Sara. Determined to get a response from her he left the kitchen
and and disrobed with the exception of his new boots. Clomp,
clomp, clomp as he moved around again making small talk.
Once ...
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Bad Luck 2021/5/2
An old sailor was out walking on the dock one day when he met
a former ship mate of his. They had not seen each other for many years so they had much
to talk about and many old memories to renew. After some time, one said to the other, "If you don’t
mind my saying so, you don’t look very good, you must have
experienced some bad luck." <br><br>
"Yes, " the other ...
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How do you get a Nun pregnant 2021/4/22
You fuck her!
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Shark lesions. 2021/3/31
The young shark swam up to his dad and said, “Dad I want
to do something fun today!” The dad turned and asked his
son, “Do you see that capsized ship and the people in the water over there?” The son turned
and said yes. The dad replied, “well were going to swim over there and while swimming around those
people we are going to show them the tip of our fins.” The
son, excited followed ...
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They say this is how it works 2021/2/7
They say you do this for .. I hope its true
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Not coming back 2021/1/29
She told me that we couldn;t afford beer anymore and I'd
have to quit. Then I caught her spending $65. on her makeup.
And I asked her how I had to give up stuff and she didn't.
She said she needed the make up to look pretty for me. I told
her that was what the beer was for. I don't think she
is coming back.
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Just for points, that all 2021/1/22
Just for , that all
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Sally 2021/1/5
Little Sally arrived home from school one afternoon and
told her mother that Frankie Robinson had been showing
his penis while on the playground that morning. Before
the mother could respond, Sally said, it reminded me of
a peanut. Now with a little smirk on her face mother said
you mean that it was tiny? No, remarked Sally. It was salty
.
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Points 2020/12/23
Just for points, that all
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how many times do you tickle an octopus 2020/12/21
10 tickles
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the interview 2020/12/8
a man is called into the interview from the waiting room
and immediately notices that the man interviewing, has
no ears. Throughout the interview he can't help but
keep looking at the man's missing ears. At the end,
the interviewer asked; do you notice something about me?
The man answered, you have no ears. Obviously displeased,
the interviewer said, sorry but you won't be a fit for ...
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The Man 2020/12/3
A husband had just finished reading a new book titled "You
Can Be THE Man in Your House". He stormed out to his
wife in the kitchen and announced "From now on I'm
running this show, and my word will be law. You'll prepare
me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating
it, you'll serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner
you're going upstairs with me, and ...
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The Man 2020/12/3
A husband had just finished reading a new book titled "You
Can Be THE Man in Your House". He stormed out to his
wife in the kitchen and announced "From now on I'm
running this show, and my word will be law. You'll prepare
me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating
it, you'll serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner
you're going upstairs with me, and ...
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Speeding Ticket 2020/11/26
A man was driving down a dark road one evening. It was late
and there were no other cars on the road. He decided to see
how fast his car would go. As he mashed the accelerator he
felt the car lurch forward with power. As he got up to 90mph
he passed under a bridge. Before long there were red and
blue lights in his rearview, so the man pulls over and gets
all his legal documents together. The ...
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Funny one 🤔😂 2020/11/3
There was a person. They were two. A short, an average and
a tall. The first say to the fourth. What do you want or an
apple? The next day it was raining...lol 🤷♂️
<br><br>
[image]...
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blonde wife 2020/9/22
One winter morning in Syracuse a husband and his blonde
wife were listening to the radio during breakfast. They
heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to
inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered
side of the street, so the snowplows can get through...
So the good wife went and moved her car. <br><br>
<br><br>
A week later while they ...
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Turn about is fair play 2020/9/22
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the
aisles. The sales notices him and asks him if she can
help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons
for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few
minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and
a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, 'Sir,
I thought...you were looking 4 tampons 4 ur ...
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WALMART 2020/9/22
Things to do at WALMART while your spouse/partner is taking
their sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples
carts when they aren't looking. 2. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of m&m's
on lay away. 3. Set up a tent in the camping department. 4. When a clerk ask if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"why can't you people just ...
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Catholic school girls 2020/9/22
A train hits a bus filled with Catholic girls and
they all perish. They r n heaven trying 2 enter the pearly
gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, ' Tami, have
you ever had any contact with a naughty organ? '
She giggles and shyly replies, Well i once touched the head
of one with the tip of my finger. ' He says okay dip the
tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through ...
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Blond Jokes 2020/9/22
Two blonds standing naked in front of a mirror checking
each other ...the one suddenly says - Hey - you ve got
black hair down there...the other responds with a smile
- You think I am everywhere? <br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a
drive-in movie? <br><br>
They went to see "Closed for the ...
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Potentially and Realistically 2020/9/22
For a project a went up to his father and
said, >>"Dad, >> the teacher gave us an assignment to determine
the difference >>between >> potentially and realistically. Can you help
me?" >> >> The father thought for a moment, then answered,
"Go ask your >> if >> she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Then ask ...
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Politics explained 2020/9/22
A little goes to his dad and asks, "What is >Politics?" > > >Dad says, "Well , let try to explain it this
>way: > > > I am the head of the family, so The >President. > > > Your is the administrator of the , so >we her the Government. > > > We are here to take care of your needs, so we will > you the People. > > > ...
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>Guys' Rules 2020/9/22
> At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally, the >guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's
pretty good.) > We always hear "the rules" From the female
side. > > > Now here are the rules from the male side. > These are our rules! > Please note... these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE! > > > > > > > 1. ...
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Your Holiness 2020/9/22
After getting all of the Pope’s luggage loaded into the
limo – and he doesn’t light – the chauffeur
notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. “Excuse , Your Holiness, ” says the chauffeur,
“Would you please take your seat so we can leave?” “Well, to tell you the truth, ” says the Pope, “they
never let drive the Vatican, and I’d really like
to drive today.” ...
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What Time Is It? 2020/9/2
Adam and his wife were taking a walk in the desert, just outside
a city, to pass time. After having walked a little while,
the couple wanted to check the time, out of curiosity, but
Adam had forgotten his wristwatch back at the hotel. <br><br>
They noticed a frail old man, sitting by his donkey in the
hot sand, about a hundred meters away, and decided to ask
him. "Excuse me sir, ...
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O.J. Simpson 2020/8/26
I heard OJ is going to take another stab at marriage!
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A PUFF ADDER?? 2020/8/18
Someone who farts in the bath then counts the bubbles
!
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today!? 2020/8/8
knock knock
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What do you call a 2020/8/7
What do you call a Lesbian dinosaur? A Lickasaurous
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celebration 2020/6/20
I walked into a bar and told the bartender "give ne
5 shots of whiskey". He lined them up, poured them,
and i drank them. He asked me "Celebrating?"
I replied "kind of. First blow job." He smiled
"Congratulations. Let me buy you a beer." I
told him "If 5 shots of whiskey couldnt get the taste
out of my mouth, i dont think a beer is going to ...
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work like joke 2020/6/4
work like joke
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What did the fist say to the face 2020/6/2
Pow right on the kisser
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What's the difference between a rock and a dead hooker? 2020/4/29
You can't fuck a rock, !
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Pub 2020/4/21
An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman all walk into a pub
<br><br>
Those were the days.......
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Addiction 2020/4/19
I used to be addicted to the HOKEY POKEY..............but
I turned myself around.
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Deer joke No2 2020/4/10
What do you call a deer with no eyes & no legs?.........Still
no idea....
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Physics 2020/4/7
A neutron walks into a bar and asks. How much for a beer? The
bartender says...for you, no charge.
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Physics 2020/4/7
A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer the
bartender says for you....no charge.
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people in a bar / Club 2020/3/24
in a club / bar / on this site ... ALL people.... LGBT ++ . Straight
. BI. ... Single / married are like shots of alcohol .. <br><br>
. Everyone is looking for the best ... { LICKER } Liqueur .
>>! happym; happyf;
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Ha 2020/3/23
Life is a dick <br><br>
But sometimes you have to suck it up as it cums.
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When Michael Jackson was alive.... 2020/3/14
Why did Michael Jackson go rushing to the local Walmart?
<br><br>
He heard that Boy's pants were half off!
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parachute school 2020/3/9
a man comes home from army parachute . his friends
all asked if he made and jumps yet and he said sure have. they
asked if it was hard to jump that first time. he said it was very much. said he drifting farther and farther
to the back of the line. then at last it was just him and a giant
of a sgt. he yelled for me to jump and I just stood there shaking.
he then said if I didnt jump he was going ...
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little girls....... 2020/2/23
why do little girls their eyes in the morning? <br><br>
because they dont have balls to scratch
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I don't think she is laughing... 2020/2/19
I got a laugh out of this..
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How bad 2020/2/19
Yeah it's a trick question lol
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Storm Dennis 2020/2/16
I wouldn't say it's windy today but my wheelie
bin has been sent for a speed awareness course on Tuesday
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TOO MUCH TO DRINK 2020/2/13
After sitting at the bar all afternoon and drinking way
too much, the bartender told him that he could not serve
him anymore. After a brief rebuttal the man reluctantly
left. A short time later the man came in the back door and
seated himself at the bar. Quickly the bartender came down
and told him, No more for you. I told you that you must leave.
Once more after a brief argument the man left. It ...
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Husband bring home flowers. 2020/2/9
A husband coming home with a dozen roses for his wife. She
says "I guess I you want me to open my legs now."
He replies "Don't you have a vase?"
2 コメント, 25 閲覧された回数,
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Penis size 2020/2/9
You know someone once asked how big I was. I replied well
I'm only 2"s............ Off the floor
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points 2020/2/4
whats the hardest thing on this site? getting
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Tooth Brush 2020/2/1
How do we know the tooth brush was invented by a Hillbilly
? <br><br>
. Because if anyone else had invented it ....it would be a
teeth brush
1 コメント, 18 閲覧された回数,
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The difference between a wife & a girlfriend 2020/2/1
Q: What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend
? <br><br>
A: About 40 lbs <br><br>
Second A:Girlfriend takes part of your ....If you
divorce , wife takes it all
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smoke 2020/1/28
cloudy evening
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Another Funny Pic I found. 2020/1/27
hope you get a laugh..
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Mr and Mrs Frankenstine 2020/1/27
Found this funny
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No need to swear! 2020/1/27
What do we want? A cure for Tourette's, When do we want it? 'C**T'!!
1 コメント, 22 閲覧された回数,
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upset blonde 2020/1/24
sat next a blonde at the bar, she was sobbing , i ask why
she was sobbing she said she had 3 sister but her brother had 4!
4 コメント, 51 閲覧された回数,
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girl scouts 2020/1/24
What is the difference between a girl scout and a pigmy?
<br><br>
A pigmy is a cunning little runt. A girl scout is a running
little ?
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Points are funny 2020/1/23
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Joke 2020/1/23
Jokingly love points
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Joking 2020/1/23
Jokes for points
1 コメント, 9 閲覧された回数,
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points and a joke 2020/1/22
man and a young girl were playing a card game for
or sex....after the man won, the young girl accused
him of cheating....he said I want say I did or I didn't,
but if a man won't cheat for a piece of ass, he don't
want it bad enough
0 コメント, 28 閲覧された回数,
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points and a joke 2020/1/22
man and a young girl were playing a card game for
or sex....after the man won, the young girl accused
him of cheating....he said I want say I did or I didn't,
but if a man won't cheat for a piece of ass, he don't
want it bad enough
0 コメント, 21 閲覧された回数,
5 投票
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test jokers 2020/1/22
point rewards test
2 コメント, 11 閲覧された回数,
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Monday 2020/1/20
Let’s start the week off good. Who has the funny?
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 2020/1/20
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmxxxxxxxxxxx
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This site 2020/1/19
That’s the joke <br><br>
Posting for
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jimmy and his cat 2020/1/17
At School, the teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at
school today Jimmy?” Jimmy replied crying, “Because
I heard my daddy tell my mommy, ‘I am going to eat that p*ssy
once Jimmy leaves for school today!’”
1 コメント, 36 閲覧された回数,
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Points 2020/1/16
Yup, just one of those I need points posts
1 コメント, 12 閲覧された回数,
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knock knock 2020/1/16
who is there
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Funny 2020/1/15
A man and a woman started have in the middle of a dark
forest. After about minutes, the man finally gets up
and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!"
The woman says, " too, you've been eating grass
for the past minutes!"
2 コメント, 31 閲覧された回数,
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cave man pussy 2020/1/15
why did cave men drag their women around by their hair? <br><br>
they learned the hard what that if they dragged them by their
feet that the pussy would fill up with dirt
1 コメント, 34 閲覧された回数,
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hump day 2020/1/15
double meaning but lets have some funny jokes get over
the hump/
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Cards 2020/1/14
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have
a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
0 コメント, 12 閲覧された回数,
8 投票
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Christmas 2020/1/14
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny
passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her
body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several
times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning.
When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.
Little Johnny ran into his room, took ...
3 コメント, 107 閲覧された回数,
9 投票
,3.00 スコア |
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Kids these days ;) 2020/1/14
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
1 コメント, 26 閲覧された回数,
5 投票
,2.49 スコア |
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joke toke 2020/1/13
two rabies walk into a bar
1 コメント, 44 閲覧された回数,
8 投票
,1.86 スコア |
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Life is a dick 2020/1/13
But sometimes you just have to suck it up as it comes.
0 コメント, 11 閲覧された回数,
9 投票
,1.93 スコア |
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a cock is very similar to a Rubik's Cube 2020/1/13
The more time you spend playing with it the harder it gets.
0 コメント, 7 閲覧された回数,
4 投票
,2.08 スコア |
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My old guitar teacher got arrested last week 2020/1/13
He got caught fingering A
0 コメント, 16 閲覧された回数,
2 投票
,1.73 スコア |
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Difference between a G-spot and golfball 2020/1/13
A guy will search relentlessly for a golf ball.
0 コメント, 6 閲覧された回数,
2 投票
,1.04 スコア |
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Congratulations to the scarecrow for his recent reward 2020/1/13
For being outstanding in his field.
0 コメント, 2 閲覧された回数,
1 投票
,1.10 スコア |
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Difference between cats and dogs 2020/1/13
A can't get an MRI, but catscan.
0 コメント, 4 閲覧された回数,
3 投票
,0.49 スコア |
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What do you call a cake made by a prostitute? 2020/1/13
Hoe-made
0 コメント, 4 閲覧された回数,
1 投票
,1.10 スコア |
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monday YUCK 2020/1/13
anyone got a good joke to brighten up the day?
0 コメント, 2 閲覧された回数,
1 投票
,3.70 スコア |
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Squirting in self defense 2020/1/11
can squirting be taught as self defense
3 コメント, 16 閲覧された回数,
6 投票
,3.93 スコア |
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Squirting in self defense 2020/1/11
can squirting be taught as self defense
0 コメント, 8 閲覧された回数,
4 投票
,1.69 スコア |
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Squirting in self defense 2020/1/11
can squirting be taught as self defense
0 コメント, 5 閲覧された回数,
2 投票
,2.42 スコア |
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Squirting 2020/1/11
can squirting be taught as self defense
0 コメント, 4 閲覧された回数,
1 投票
,5.00 スコア |
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anyone not like pussy? 2020/1/10
I didn't think so. Cum eat mine
0 コメント, 4 閲覧された回数,
1 投票
,2.40 スコア |
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Fearless Oral 2020/1/9
I love giving oral so much i do it even if there is a risk of
dying from a battle axe. They can always say about he's
glad he ate her.
0 コメント, 6 閲覧された回数,
3 投票
,1.47 スコア |
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thursday 2020/1/9
Any one got one? lets hear some funny stuff!!
0 コメント, 5 閲覧された回数,
2 投票
,2.42 スコア |
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Knock Knock... Who's there? 2020/1/9
Points!... Points who! Do you have any because I sure dont!
1 コメント, 6 閲覧された回数,
2 投票
,1.04 スコア |
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Why did the chicken cross the road? 2020/1/9
Because he wasn't cooked! Ok I just needed ...
1 コメント, 5 閲覧された回数,
1 投票
,5.00 スコア |
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Motivation to lose weight and get fit 2020/1/8
An overweight guy signed up a special training program
that guarantees he will lose all of his weight and be fit
within a day As he walked in a 3 floor building the trainer told him, in order to complete your training you have to go through
3 stages of training Each floor has its own stage <br><br>
The trainer takes the man to the first floor and he finds
a room full of naked ...
1 コメント, 70 閲覧された回数,
11 投票
,2.61 スコア |
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Who Rules the Sexual World 2020/1/8
Is it just or would a bi guy with a 9" cock that could
host not rule the sexual world?
0 コメント, 13 閲覧された回数,
9 投票
,1.07 スコア |
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Ass Joke 2020/1/8
If someone puts a cock up your ass and you don't feel
it, did it happen.
1 コメント, 14 閲覧された回数,
8 投票
,2.32 スコア |
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getting some 2020/1/8
Someone accused me of getting some on the side. I said it
had been so long I didn't know they had moved it.
0 コメント, 11 閲覧された回数,
8 投票
,1.86 スコア |
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what do you call an alligator detective? 2020/1/8
An investi-gator.
0 コメント, 6 閲覧された回数,
5 投票
,1.84 スコア |
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what do you call a pig that does karate? 2020/1/8
A pork Chop
0 コメント, 9 閲覧された回数,
8 投票
,1.86 スコア |
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First video 2020/1/7
I watched my first porno the other night....damn I was young
back thrn!
0 コメント, 13 閲覧された回数,
8 投票
,3.01 スコア |
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this im messanger 2020/1/7
points points points points points points points
0 コメント, 8 閲覧された回数,
7 投票
,1.26 スコア |
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Hunting season 2020/1/7
A father goes hunting for some deer and he nails a beautiful
1o point buck butt does a bad job cleaning the meat when he
makes it for dinner. His wife comes by later and says "Dear
I was masturbating and I found a pellet." He thinks
nothing of it and tell her not to worry about it. Later his
daughter comes by says she got horny and found a pellet when
she tried to fuck herself. He ...
0 コメント, 69 閲覧された回数,
9 投票
,1.93 スコア |
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classic oldie 2020/1/7
Aunt Molly went to her local grocer to buy her favorite summer
sausage to serve at the holidays. She served it as usual
but her guests complained that it just wasn't very
good. The next week back at the shop she asked the butcher
what's with the sausage , it just wasn't as good
as it had always been. He told her " at this time it was
hard to make both ends meat !
1 コメント, 37 閲覧された回数,
10 投票
,2.59 スコア |
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this is my joke for points 2020/1/6
not a joke. just need points
0 コメント, 7 閲覧された回数,
5 投票
,1.19 スコア |
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Mono or stereo? 2020/1/6
For earsex? You like both ears? Or just they should change
hetero and homo to monosexual and stereosexual, but audiosex
it would pertain better, thanks!
1 コメント, 11 閲覧された回数,
7 投票
,0.75 スコア |
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Wish I had unlimited points.. 2020/1/6
Thats notta joke..
1 コメント, 7 閲覧された回数,
4 投票
,2.86 スコア |
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Wish I had unlimited points.. 2020/1/6
Thats notta joke..
0 コメント, 1 閲覧された回数,
1 投票
,1.10 スコア |
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Two gay guys 2020/1/5
TWo gay guys walking past a funeral home. One guy asks the
the other guy .....want to go in for a cold one?
1 コメント, 14 閲覧された回数,
6 投票
,2.23 スコア |
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4 the points 2020/1/5
Need the points
1 コメント, 10 閲覧された回数,
5 投票
,2.49 スコア |
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what do you call a zebra with no legs 2020/1/4
a Savannah sandwich.
1 コメント, 11 閲覧された回数,
8 投票
,0.93 スコア |
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how many fucks can a wood chuck fuck? 2020/1/4
about 1 or 2 id guess.
3 コメント, 11 閲覧された回数,
6 投票
,1.66 スコア |
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Doctor visit 2020/1/4
Doctor walks into the office and tells his man patient,
I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masturbating.
The patient said, I don't understand, Why? Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you.
1 コメント, 15 閲覧された回数,
7 投票
,2.53 スコア |
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Doctor visit 2020/1/4
Doctor walks into the office and tells his man patient,
I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masturbating.
The patient said, I don't understand, Why? Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you.
1 コメント, 12 閲覧された回数,
6 投票
,0.23 スコア |
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Doctor visit 2020/1/4
Doctor walks into the office and tells his man patient,
I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masturbating.
The patient said, I don't understand, Why? Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you.
0 コメント, 9 閲覧された回数,
6 投票
,2.51 スコア |
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Jerk off 2020/1/3
What do you call a man that cries while he pleausures himself?
Answer- A tearjerker
0 コメント, 8 閲覧された回数,
7 投票
,1.00 スコア |
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love jokes 2020/1/2
love being funny! and laughing
0 コメント, 4 閲覧された回数,
4 投票
,0.14 スコア |
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the difference between a job and a wife 2020/1/2
What is the difference between a job and a wife? After years, your job still sucks!
0 コメント, 5 閲覧された回数,
3 投票
,0.98 スコア |
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A Joke 2020/1/2
I was accused of getting some on the side. I said it has been
so long since I had any. I didn't know they had moved
it.
2 コメント, 18 閲覧された回数,
8 投票
,2.09 スコア |
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Timbuktu 2020/1/1
The National Poetry Contest had come down semifinalists:
a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given
a word, then allowed minutes study the word and come
up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were
given was Timbuktu. First recite his poem was the Yale
graduate. He stepped the microphone and said: <br><br>
Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a ...
1 コメント, 47 閲覧された回数,
7 投票
,2.53 スコア |
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Timbuktu 2020/1/1
The National Poetry Contest had come down semifinalists:
a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given
a word, then allowed minutes study the word and come
up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were
given was Timbuktu. First recite his poem was the Yale
graduate. He stepped the microphone and said: <br><br>
Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a ...
0 コメント, 21 閲覧された回数,
4 投票
,1.69 スコア |
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Sex Computer 2020/1/1
What’s the difference between a woman and a computer?
Computers don’t laugh at 3.5″ floppies
1 コメント, 8 閲覧された回数,
6 投票
,1.66 スコア |
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Why don't vegan girls moan during sex? 2019/12/31
Because they don't want to admit that a piece of meat
gave them such pleasure.
1 コメント, 8 閲覧された回数,
2 投票
,1.73 スコア |
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Jelly and Jam 2019/12/31
What is difference between jelly and jam? <br><br>
Answer: You cant jelly a cock down someone's throat.
2 コメント, 15 閲覧された回数,
7 投票
,2.53 スコア |
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last day 2019/12/31
last day of the year who's got a good one?
0 コメント, 1 閲覧された回数,
1 投票
,1.10 スコア |
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What's Older and Needs a Plumber 2019/12/31
yo momma lol
0 コメント, 3 閲覧された回数,
2 投票
,1.04 スコア |
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Buying a fence 2019/12/31
Man walks into a local drugstore and goes up to counter to
ask about condoms. The woman behind the counter was a good
looking woman in her 40's asked him what size? The man
being a rookie, replied, Size? They come in sizes? I am not
sure. The woman said to go out back and you will see a fence with
multiple different size holes. Figure out which hole is
your size and come back to me and I ...
0 コメント, 69 閲覧された回数,
9 投票
,3.43 スコア |
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What’s harder 2019/12/29
Lol so what’s harder to get points or pussy 😂😂😂🤦🏿♂️
2 コメント, 23 閲覧された回数,
13 投票
,3.98 スコア |
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Jokes? 2019/12/28
I need points and thats no joke
0 コメント, 4 閲覧された回数,
4 投票
,2.86 スコア |
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In case of sun burn 2019/12/27
I was talking a friend of mine and he told he takes viagra
when he has a sun burn. I asked if it help sooth the burns,
he told no, but it keeps the sheets of his thighs.
0 コメント, 9 閲覧された回数,
6 投票
,3.08 スコア |
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Jokes get chicks 2019/12/27
All girls love a funny guy so starting joking and get screwing
1 コメント, 10 閲覧された回数,
8 投票
,3.71 スコア |
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Jokes get chicks 2019/12/27
All girls love a funny guy so starting joking and get screwing
0 コメント, 8 閲覧された回数,
3 投票
,1.96 スコア |
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Joker 2019/12/27
Isn't the joke that I'm here trying to come up with
one lol
0 コメント, 2 閲覧された回数,
2 投票
,2.42 スコア |
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de 26th 2019/12/26
oo day after xmas, must be some good jokes today. lets have
them!!!
0 コメント, 2 閲覧された回数,
2 投票
,2.42 スコア |
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Points 2019/12/23
Just here for points if anyone wants some too
0 コメント, 11 閲覧された回数,
11 投票
,3.17 スコア |
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What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus after she asked for a white Christmas? 2019/12/23
Okay, just jingle my bells
0 コメント, 12 閲覧された回数,
8 投票
,2.32 スコア |
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snail buys a car 2019/12/22
So a snail is at a car dealership looking to by a car and the
dealer shows him several models before the snail sees nice
used BMW he likes. Of course the snail barter over price
and the snail finally saids, "Ok I will buy the car,
but on one condition, you need to paint and 'S'
on the doors." Dealer asks, "why do you want
me to paint an "S" on the door?' Snail ...
1 コメント, 35 閲覧された回数,
12 投票
,4.04 スコア |
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This site, does it count as a joke? 2019/12/21
they keep increasing points left and right making it nearly
impossible . other options is and they
and $240/year ! lol GTFO !!
1 コメント, 19 閲覧された回数,
13 投票
,3.81 スコア |
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Men are like... 2019/12/21
… Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. <br><br>
… Blenders. You need one, but you’re not quite sure why. <br><br>
… Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
<br><br>
… Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night
long. <br><br>
… Commercials. You ...
0 コメント, 26 閲覧された回数,
13 投票
,4.32 スコア |
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whos got jokes 2019/12/20
I hear lots of jokes, some are better than others for sure
but I haven't heard any jokes about nipples... care
to share?
0 コメント, 6 閲覧された回数,
5 投票
,2.82 スコア |
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I like this joke 2019/12/20
A says a , "So, at place?" "!"
"Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with younger brother,
and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have
have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder,
okay?" Later on the is yelling, "Cheese
cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother says,
"Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo
all over ...
0 コメント, 14 閲覧された回数,
6 投票
,1.37 スコア |
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The things we do for points 2019/12/20
1. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life. <br><br>
2. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had very low elf esteem. <br><br>
LINKBOARD SELF-IMPROVEMENT BEAUTY CREEPY BOOKS TV + MOVIES Christmas Jokes FUNNYCHRISTMAS 50 Funny, Clean Christmas Jokes That Will Get You In The
Holiday Spirit Avatar By Mélanie ...
0 コメント, 15 閲覧された回数,
9 投票
,3.43 スコア |
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For the points 2019/12/20
Just here for the points, vote so you can get some too lol
1 コメント, 7 閲覧された回数,
5 投票
,2.49 スコア |
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Knock, knock .. 2019/12/19
'Knock, knock', goes the saying ... <br><br>
''s there?', is the proper reply ... <br><br>
'a duck', could be one answer ... <br><br>
because no on e ever guesses a duck, that's why!
0 コメント, 11 閲覧された回数,
8 投票
,3.48 スコア |
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Xmas classic joke 2019/12/17
What is the difference between a snowman & a snow woman?
...
3 コメント, 58 閲覧された回数,
16 投票
,2.69 スコア |
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Spanking 2019/12/17
A Mom finds some BDSM magazines beneath her son’s bed.
<br><br>
She calls her husband up to the room, shows him, and asks,
“What do you think we should do?” <br><br>
The Dad frowns and says, “Well, I suppose spanking him
is out of the question.”
0 コメント, 17 閲覧された回数,
10 投票
,2.79 スコア |
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what do you call two guys no arms no legs sitting in the windowsill 2019/12/16
curt and rod
0 コメント, 16 閲覧された回数,
11 投票
,2.42 スコア |
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Knock Knock ... Whos There? 2019/12/15
Points.. Points who.. I need points!
1 コメント, 9 閲覧された回数,
3 投票
,1.47 スコア |
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Fired 2019/12/15
Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
<br><br>
<br><br>
Because he couldn't concentrate.
0 コメント, 9 閲覧された回数,
5 投票
,2.82 スコア |
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Aging :) 2019/12/13
An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the
bed but the old woman lies down on the floor. The old man asks,
''Why are you going to sleep on the floor?''
The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something
hard for a change."
0 コメント, 7 閲覧された回数,
1 投票
,3.70 スコア |
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Jealous? 2019/12/13
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large
supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost wife in the supermarket.
Can you talk for a of minutes?” “Why?” “Because every time I talk a beautiful woman wife
appears of nowhere.”
0 コメント, 14 閲覧された回数,
1 投票
|
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Joke joke joke 2019/12/13
What's a pirates fav letter you think it will be r but
it's the c they love
0 コメント, 11 閲覧された回数,
3 投票
,2.94 スコア |
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Just incase 2019/12/13
Incase the joke didnt set in points points points
0 コメント, 4 閲覧された回数,
2 投票
,0.34 スコア |
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Seems fitting 2019/12/13
Yes points points points. Its what its all about
0 コメント, 1 閲覧された回数,
1 投票
,5.00 スコア |
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Butter 2019/12/11
Wanna here was he joke aboot the butter <br><br>
Na ul just spread it😂🤣😂
0 コメント, 9 閲覧された回数,
7 投票
,1.26 スコア |
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points points points points points points points points points points points points. 2019/12/10
points points points points points points points points
points points points points.
0 コメント, 7 閲覧された回数,
7 投票
,3.04 スコア |
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need more 2019/12/10
points points points points points points points points
points points points points.
0 コメント, 5 閲覧された回数,
5 投票
,0.86 スコア |
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Points 2019/12/10
I could use a few.
1 コメント, 9 閲覧された回数,
7 投票
,1.00 スコア |
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Mall at Christmas 2019/12/8
It's a cute little Christmas Joke Little Johny goes the mall see Santa Cruz. He sits on
his lap and Santa says while tapping him on his nose. I bet
you want some T-O-Y-S. Little Johny said" no Santa
I don't want any toys for Christmas. Well santa looks
at him and says " well then I bet you want some C-A-N-D-Y.
Little Johny looks at Santa shakes his head and said "
no ...
0 コメント, 68 閲覧された回数,
11 投票
,2.79 スコア |
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Johnny Sperm 2019/12/7
Johnny Sperm wanted to be the best. Every day he ran everywhere
he went. night he did push ups and sit ups! He was buff!!!
<br><br>
Then the big day came. The whistle blew and he took his mark.
The starter said go and he ran like he never ran before. He
made into the final tunnel; he was well in the lead. He got
almost to the end and he could see what was ahead. ...
0 コメント, 52 閲覧された回数,
10 投票
,2.79 スコア |
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Hilarious 2019/12/7
I asked the wife why she married me. She said "It's
'cos you are so funny". I said, "Oh, I thought
it was 'cos I was great in bed". "See"
she replied, "You're fuckin hilarious"......
3 コメント, 40 閲覧された回数,
22 投票
,3.49 スコア |
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Hilarious 2019/12/7
I asked the wife why she married me. She said "It's
'cos you are so funny". I said, "Oh, I thought
it was 'cos I was great in bed". "See"
she replied, "You're fuckin hilarious"......
0 コメント, 9 閲覧された回数,
3 投票
,1.47 スコア |
|
Standard member 2019/12/5
magazine article
4 コメント, 24 閲覧された回数,
12 投票
,2.09 スコア |
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Paid member 2019/12/5
magazine article member
1 コメント, 13 閲覧された回数,
7 投票
,2.02 スコア |
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You got jokes 2019/12/5
Let me hear some dirty jokes!!!!!!
0 コメント, 7 閲覧された回数,
6 投票
,2.80 スコア |
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You got jokes 2019/12/5
Let me hear some dirty jokes!!!!!!
0 コメント, 11 閲覧された回数,
5 投票
,2.16 スコア |
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Want to hear the greatest joke? 2019/12/4
...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ...
0 コメント, 12 閲覧された回数,
5 投票
,1.84 スコア |
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A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners 2019/12/4
The lady says, "Come Again!" <br><br>
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
0 コメント, 18 閲覧された回数,
11 投票
,4.48 スコア |
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I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger 2019/12/4
Then it hit me
0 コメント, 6 閲覧された回数,
4 投票
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I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger 2019/12/4
Then it hit me
2 コメント, 9 閲覧された回数,
5 投票
,2.16 スコア |
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Why are frogs always so happy? 2019/12/4
They eat what ever bugs them
0 コメント, 3 閲覧された回数,
1 投票
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What did the penis say to the condom? 2019/12/4
Cover me, I'm going in
0 コメント, 3 閲覧された回数,
2 投票
,2.42 スコア |
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what the leopard say to the frog 2019/12/3
hot sauce please. lol
0 コメント, 10 閲覧された回数,
7 投票
,1.77 スコア |
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This insn't a joke 2019/12/3
I really needed the points
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0 投票
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Your mom 2019/12/2
Swallow bitch. There's people starving in Africa.
0 コメント, 10 閲覧された回数,
8 投票
,0.93 スコア |
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The Way I See It 2019/12/1
The way I see it, wife swapping isn't as great as I first
thought it would be. No matter which was things go, you're
still stuck with a wife !
0 コメント, 12 閲覧された回数,
6 投票
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The Way I See It 2019/12/1
The way I see it, wife swapping isn't as great as I first
thought it would be. No matter which was things go, you're
still stuck with a wife !
0 コメント, 3 閲覧された回数,
1 投票
,3.70 スコア |
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Fav kind of blowjobs 2019/12/1
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold onto
your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob.
1 コメント, 8 閲覧された回数,
6 投票
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Why dicks? 2019/12/1
Why did God give men penises? So they’d have at least one
way to shut a woman up.
0 コメント, 7 閲覧された回数,
4 投票
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Knock knock 2019/11/30
Points
4 コメント, 10 閲覧された回数,
5 投票
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Nonveg jokes 2019/11/30
Jokes wow it's a very good topic and I have heard many
nonveg jokes which are relll naughty or double meaning
jokes and talks.everone do these kind of conversation
really create great humur. And sometimes this willl work on bed as well. As your first
night your wife will be really enjoy. And if you wanna woo
your friend then it's really work to make your gf
0 コメント, 9 閲覧された回数,
8 投票
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Where it was one time 2019/11/29
Beat it til the end and back
0 コメント, 4 閲覧された回数,
1 投票
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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? 2019/11/28
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
2 コメント, 11 閲覧された回数,
6 投票
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when an otter needs personal space 2019/11/27
get otter here.
1 コメント, 9 閲覧された回数,
6 投票
,2.51 スコア |
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fish oppinion 2019/11/27
let minnow what you think
1 コメント, 3 閲覧された回数,
1 投票
,1.10 スコア |
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crab 2019/11/27
why did the crab never share? he was shellfish.
0 コメント, 3 閲覧された回数,
2 投票
,1.73 スコア |
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car animal 2019/11/27
what do you call an animal you keep in your car? a carpet.
1 コメント, 7 閲覧された回数,
4 投票
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origami 2019/11/26
I used to work for an origami company. until it folded.
0 コメント, 2 閲覧された回数,
1 投票
,1.10 スコア |
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air space 2019/11/26
i visited the air and space museum... nothing was there.
0 コメント, 4 閲覧された回数,
4 投票
,1.69 スコア |
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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? 2019/11/26
A Private Tutor
0 コメント, 6 閲覧された回数,
2 投票
,3.12 スコア |
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mount meow 2019/11/26
what do you a pile of kittens a meowntain.
0 コメント, 0 閲覧された回数,
0 投票
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dont go mouse 2019/11/26
why was the cat sitting on the computer? to keep an eye on the mouse.
0 コメント, 1 閲覧された回数,
1 投票
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aim the shot 2019/11/26
what kind of a shot was the dead man? He had dead aim.
0 コメント, 1 閲覧された回数,
1 投票
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This site is a joke 2019/11/26
Just posting an article to get some points so I can communicate
with others!
0 コメント, 4 閲覧された回数,
2 投票
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funny joke 2019/11/26
So my wife and I were sitting in the lounge last week talking
about how we can make some extra cash. Anyway, the idea of
prostitution came up and my wife was up for it..... <br><br>
She went out last night and when she came home I asked "how
much money did you make?" she said £50.50p.... <br><br>
I replied £50.50p, thats a strange amount, Who paid you
50pense? ...
0 コメント, 41 閲覧された回数,
6 投票
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why does a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog drinking water have in common? 2019/11/26
a wet nose lol.
0 コメント, 5 閲覧された回数,
4 投票
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The Dentist 2019/11/25
The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give a man
a shot. <br><br>
“No way! No needles! I hate needles!” <br><br>
The dentist starts to set up the nitrous oxide and the man
says, “No way! I can’t do the gas thing. The thought
of having a mask on suffocates me!” <br><br>
She then asks if would take a pill. <br><br>
“No ...
0 コメント, 44 閲覧された回数,
4 投票
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Little Johnny Returns 2019/11/25
The teacher asked the class to use the ‘fascinate’
in a sentence. <br><br>
Molly put up her hand and said “My family went to granddad’s
farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.”
<br><br>
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use
the word ‘fascinate’, not “fascinating” <br><br>
Sally raised her hand. She said, ...
1 コメント, 46 閲覧された回数,
11 投票
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Are The Best Ice Breaker 2019/11/25
Agree or Disagree?
0 コメント, 5 閲覧された回数,
4 投票
,0.92 スコア |
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Points points points points points points points points points points points 2019/11/24
Points points points points points points points points
points points points
0 コメント, 3 閲覧された回数,
2 投票
,1.73 スコア |
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This point system 2019/11/24
Is a joke!!
0 コメント, 1 閲覧された回数,
1 投票
,3.70 スコア |
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pickup lines 2019/11/22
girl if i was in of the alphabet I'd put u and I
together <br><br>
hey girl how about you open your chamber of secerts and let
me slyther in? <br><br>
sorry i didn't mean to come between you two or did i?
1 コメント, 6 閲覧された回数,
2 投票
,1.73 スコア |
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this is a joke 2019/11/21
a man walks upto another and says i want your ciggy, he hands
him his ciggy and walks away.
1 コメント, 27 閲覧された回数,
12 投票
,0.15 スコア |
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This is no joke 2019/11/21
I need points badly!!
0 コメント, 3 閲覧された回数,
3 投票
,2.94 スコア |
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Old but still good 2019/11/18
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she
earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria,
they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied,
"See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
2 コメント, 23 閲覧された回数,
11 投票
,3.92 スコア |
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A Blonde Joke 2019/11/18
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar
by mistake... he finds his way to a bar stool and orders a
shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he
yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde
joke?' <br><br>
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. <br><br>
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before ...
2 コメント, 55 閲覧された回数,
7 投票
,4.06 スコア |
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Points 2019/11/17
Just here for points.....
1 コメント, 7 閲覧された回数,
4 投票
,1.69 スコア |
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Joke 2019/11/16
How do you know the difference between a female frog and
a male frog???.... female frog goes ribit ribit ribit and
a male frog goes rub it rub it rub it.
0 コメント, 0 閲覧された回数,
0 投票
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A Joke 2019/11/16
Married couple at a Zoo walks past a gorilla enclosure.
<br><br>
Says the woman: 'Mark, Do you know that gorillas are
the only which resemble men in their behavior?
<br><br>
Look, seeing that no one is looking, I'll expose one
of my breasts 2 it & see how horny it gets just as men do.'
<br><br>
Mary then exposes one of her breasts, and, sure ...
0 コメント, 42 閲覧された回数,
10 投票
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A Joke 2019/11/16
I went to a sex addiction clinic yesterday. <br><br>
We all gathered in a circle and one one each person told
stories of their sordid sexual encounters. <br><br>
the time it got to me, the counsellor asked, "Now
Dave, is there anything you'd like to share with us?"
<br><br>
I replied, "Yes, my erection."
0 コメント, 21 閲覧された回数,
8 投票
,3.71 スコア |
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New Jokes? 2019/11/15
Anyone heard any? Seems funny is a thing of the past now
0 コメント, 5 閲覧された回数,
5 投票
,1.84 スコア |
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Hi, how are you? 2019/11/14
Ppppppp points.... pppppp points..... lol
0 コメント, 8 閲覧された回数,
7 投票
,1.00 スコア |
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A joke 2019/11/14
Having to use points
0 コメント, 0 閲覧された回数,
0 投票
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Knock knock 2019/11/12
Knock Knock 's there? Orange Orange ? Orange
you going let Me in so I can Eat you ?!l
1 コメント, 11 閲覧された回数,
7 投票
,1.77 スコア |
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A Joke 2019/11/12
My mate broke his leg so I went see him at home. “How are
you mate?” “Yeah I’m okay. But do me a favour mate.
Go fetch my slippers from upstairs. My feet are freezing.”
I went upstairs and found his gorgeous 19 year old daughters
lying naked on the bed. I said “Your dad’s sent up
here have sex with both of you. They respond “Get away
with ya... Prove it.” I shouted ...
1 コメント, 53 閲覧された回数,
9 投票
,3.00 スコア |
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Sexual Relief 2019/11/11
A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post
in the Afghanistan Desert. <br><br>
During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a
camel behind the mess tent. He asks the sergeant why the
camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, "Well
sir, as you know, there are 50 men here on the post & no
women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'. ...
1 コメント, 62 閲覧された回数,
13 投票
,2.47 スコア |
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fucking 2019/11/10
what is soo funny is in weirdes places
0 コメント, 15 閲覧された回数,
9 投票
,2.14 スコア |
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A Joke 2019/11/10
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer, was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket, went in
to try for the job.: "Okay." The sheriff drawled. "Gomer,
what is 1 and 1?" "." He replied. The sheriff thought to himself. "That's not
what I meant, but he's right. What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?" ...
0 コメント, 45 閲覧された回数,
11 投票
,2.05 スコア |
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I have a joke 2019/11/9
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
1 コメント, 16 閲覧された回数,
6 投票
,2.23 スコア |
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My article 2019/11/9
Points
0 コメント, 10 閲覧された回数,
8 投票
,2.09 スコア |
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HAHA 2019/11/6
Truth is something that seems to elude people when describing
themselves in their profiles. I find it a particularly
"dark" place when confronted with having to
deal with someone's lies, half-truths or misinformation.
I would like to take an opportunity now to shed some "light"
on the topic in this article as a form of advice. **********Be truthful********* How ...
5 コメント, 56 閲覧された回数,
21 投票
,1.64 スコア |
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Penis 2019/11/5
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick? <br><br>
The man.
1 コメント, 24 閲覧された回数,
17 投票
,1.43 スコア |
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points 2019/11/5
points points points points points points points points
points points
2 コメント, 9 閲覧された回数,
5 投票
,2.49 スコア |
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what did the joke say to the person? 2019/11/4
hey person I am joke.
0 コメント, 5 閲覧された回数,
4 投票
,0.92 スコア |
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old testament 2019/11/4
How does Moses make tea? He brews.
2 コメント, 14 閲覧された回数,
9 投票
,2.14 スコア |
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deserving 2019/11/4
Did you hear about new restaurant named Karma? <br><br>
No menus- you get what you deserve
0 コメント, 10 閲覧された回数,
9 投票
,1.93 スコア |
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Laxatives 2019/11/3
How is a girlfriend like a laxative? <br><br>
They both annoy the shit of you.
0 コメント, 13 閲覧された回数,
11 投票
,2.61 スコア |
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A Joke 2019/11/3
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband
is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but
warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her
to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner. So that night,
she does just that. About a week later, she's back at
the doctor, and says, "Doc, the pill worked great!
I put it in the potatoes like you said. Not even ...
0 コメント, 40 閲覧された回数,
10 投票
,3.78 スコア |
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Joke 2019/11/3
Hello AdultFriendFinder, ever had that one person you just wanted walk
up and say hey I would love fuck You? Yea ...
1 コメント, 18 閲覧された回数,
5 投票
,0.86 スコア |
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1+1 2019/11/3
有一天~老師問小明"1+1=多少"
<br><br>
小明"不知道" <br><br>
老師"回家問家人˙˙明天再告訴我˙˙"
<br><br>
小明"喔喔" <br><br>
回到家-- <br><br>
小明先去問媽媽˙˙媽媽在炒菜 <br><br>
就說"我不知啦!去問你爸" <br><br> ...
0 コメント, 1 閲覧された回数,
0 投票
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1+1 2019/11/3
有一天~老師問小明"1+1=多少"
<br><br>
小明"不知道" <br><br>
老師"回家問家人˙˙明天再告訴我˙˙"
<br><br>
小明"喔喔" <br><br>
回到家-- <br><br>
小明先去問媽媽˙˙媽媽在炒菜 <br><br>
就說"我不知啦!去問你爸" <br><br> ...
0 コメント, 0 閲覧された回数,
0 投票
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Rubies cube 2019/11/2
What do a penis and Rubik’s cubes have in common? <br><br>
The more you with it, the harder it gets.
0 コメント, 10 閲覧された回数,
9 投票
,1.50 スコア |
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Gardening 2019/11/2
What’s the best part of gardening? <br><br>
Getting down with your hoes.
0 コメント, 5 閲覧された回数,
5 投票
,2.49 スコア |
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Boobs 2019/11/2
What does saggy boob say the other saggy boob? <br><br>
If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re
nuts.
0 コメント, 7 閲覧された回数,
7 投票
,2.79 スコア |
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Lesbian 2019/11/2
What do they call a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br>
Lick-a-lot-o-puss
1 コメント, 7 閲覧された回数,
6 投票
,1.09 スコア |
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A little humor as we are so close to xmas 2019/11/2
A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father,
“Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” <br><br>
The father, surprised, answers, “Well, , a woman
goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts
are like melons, round and firm. In her s and 40s, they
are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they
are like onions.” “Onions?” the asks. “Yes. ...
0 コメント, 14 閲覧された回数,
4 投票
,2.86 スコア |
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A little humor as we are so close to xmas 2019/11/2
A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father,
“Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” <br><br>
The father, surprised, answers, “Well, , a woman
goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts
are like melons, round and firm. In her s and 40s, they
are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they
are like onions.” “Onions?” the asks. “Yes. ...
0 コメント, 5 閲覧された回数,
2 投票
,2.42 スコア |
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Hair 2019/11/1
A realized that she had grown hair between her legs.
She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. <br><br>
Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown
is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.”
…. the smiled. <br><br>
At dinner, she told her sister, “ monkey has grown hair.”
Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing, ...
1 コメント, 34 閲覧された回数,
2 投票
,3.81 スコア |
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Hmmmmm 2019/11/1
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br>
Lick-a-lot-o-puss
0 コメント, 7 閲覧された回数,
4 投票
,0.53 スコア |
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A Joke 2019/10/31
I scared the postwoman today by going to the door completely
naked. <br><br>
I'm not sure what scared her more, my naked body or the
fact that I knew where she lived. 😊...
0 コメント, 6 閲覧された回数,
3 投票
,4.41 スコア |
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Happy Halloween 2019/10/31
Dose anyone know how to fix a broken pumpkin?? Or what month
people sleep the least
0 コメント, 10 閲覧された回数,
3 投票
,2.94 スコア |
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Adult Jokes 2019/10/30
So adult jokes are very good you can create humour and take
attention of groups. sometime in adult jokes are have more then one catogories
as some are very adult and some are very light <br><br>
so up to you or your groups what exactly your groups requried
for the same. <br><br>
Adult jokes with pics are very interesting and many people
liked it very much. ...
0 コメント, 4 閲覧された回数,
1 投票
,1.10 スコア |
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Priest 2019/10/27
What’s the difference between a catholic priest and
a zit? <br><br>
A zit will wait you’re before it comes on
your .
1 コメント, 17 閲覧された回数,
9 投票
,1.07 スコア |
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Dinosaur 2019/10/27
What do you a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br>
Lick-a-lot-o-puss
1 コメント, 10 閲覧された回数,
8 投票
,3.48 スコア |
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Dr Pepper 2019/10/27
Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle? <br><br>
Because she died.
0 コメント, 9 閲覧された回数,
7 投票
,2.28 スコア |
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Doctor's wife 2019/10/27
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument over breakfast
one morning. <br><br>
As things got heated, the doctor shouted at his wife, “You
aren’t so good in bed either!” and then he stormed out
of the room and went to wor <br><br>
A couple of hours later he was feeling guilty about what
he’d said so he decided call his wife apologize.
<br><br> ...
1 コメント, 52 閲覧された回数,
3 投票
,3.92 スコア |
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Threesome 2019/10/27
My girlfriend asked me if I could have a threesome, which
of her friends I would choose. Apparently, I was only supposed to name one, not two.
1 コメント, 12 閲覧された回数,
4 投票
,3.63 スコア |
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A Joke 2019/10/27
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument over breakfast
one morning. <br><br>
As things got heated, the doctor shouted at his wife, “You
aren’t so good in bed either!” and then he stormed out
of the room and went to work. <br><br>
A couple of hours later he was feeling guilty about what
he’d said so he decided to his wife to apologise . ...
0 コメント, 11 閲覧された回数,
4 投票
,3.63 スコア |
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A Joke 2019/10/27
A girl about to be married confessed to her close friend that she was not, as her fiance thought, a virgin.
She asked her friend what to do. "No Problem, " said the friend, had just
finished watching an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. "Just buy a piece of raw liver and shove it up inside you. It will make you tight and he will never know the difference." The girl followed this ...
0 コメント, 32 閲覧された回数,
3 投票
,4.41 スコア |
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like to meet 2019/10/27
i like to meet and around and missed around to get to
know her funny side first to get her feel like open
1 コメント, 6 閲覧された回数,
2 投票
,1.73 スコア |
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Banana 2019/10/26
What did the banana say the vibrator? <br><br>
Why are you shaking, she’s going to eat me!
0 コメント, 7 閲覧された回数,
7 投票
,2.53 スコア |
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Mafia 2019/10/26
What do the Mafia and pussies have in common <br><br>
slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
0 コメント, 7 閲覧された回数,
7 投票
,1.51 スコア |
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Guitar teacher 2019/10/26
Why was the guitar teacher fired? <br><br>
For fingering a minor.
0 コメント, 3 閲覧された回数,
3 投票
,1.47 スコア |
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Here's the pussy 2019/10/26
Best pussy ever , couldn't ask for more
0 コメント, 1 閲覧された回数,
1 投票
,5.00 スコア |
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Here's the pussy 2019/10/26
Best pussy ever
0 コメント, 0 閲覧された回数,
0 投票
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Here's the pussy 2019/10/26
Best pussy ever
2 コメント, 5 閲覧された回数,
2 投票
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Best pussy ever 2019/10/26
Apparently I can't take a photo
0 コメント, 1 閲覧された回数,
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Best pussy ever 2019/10/26
Apparently I can't take a photo
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Its the way i tell em 2019/10/26
There is nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist
who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full
of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way
this guy handled it. A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and
approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing
the Doctor for today?' 'There's ...
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Best pick up line? 2019/10/25
Comment your best pickup line?
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Santa Claus 2019/10/25
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? <br><br>
He only comes once a year.
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Used condoms 2019/10/25
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
<br><br>
One is a Goodyear, the other is a GREAT year.
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Closed brothel 2019/10/25
What does the sign on a closed brothel say? <br><br>
Beat it, we’re closed.
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Dating a midget 2019/10/25
I once dated a midget. Ya I was just nuts over her. Bah ha ha
ha
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A Joke 2019/10/25
I came home from work the other night and caught my wife shagging
a total stranger. I shouted "What the hell do you think you are doing"?and
she replied"I told you he was stupid" .
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G-spot 2019/10/24
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball...
<br><br>
A man will for a golf ball.
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Hmmmm 2019/10/24
So, how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could
chuck wood.
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What happens when you make it 11 points per chat? 2019/10/24
We slowly loose our patience until we can't be bothered
anymore.
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What happens when you make it 11 points per chat? 2019/10/24
We slowly loose our patience until we can't be bothered
anymore.
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Why did the chicken cross... 2019/10/23
Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? <br><br>
To get back to the same side.
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What is the best snack to eat? 2019/10/23
CUMtwat
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How much... 2019/10/22
A take on ‘how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck
could chuck wood’...How many points can a multiorgasmic
lady get if a multiorgasmic lady could get points.
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Lame joke for points 2019/10/21
Q-Why did the Irish lass take the contraceptive pill twice?
A- To be sure to be sure
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sorry need more points 2019/10/21
points points points points points points points points.
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points points points points points points points points. 2019/10/21
points points points points points points points points.
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A cheesy joke, literally 2019/10/21
Q. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in
France? <br><br>
A. There was nothing left but de Brie.
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More points train coming through 2019/10/20
Just need more points. AdultFriendFinder, why you gotta be like this?
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whores 2019/10/19
some woman here are really whores they ask for all this from
you and want to be the biggest whore in here its just pussy
thats all to men
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More points 2019/10/19
Q-Have you heard the one about the guy needs more points?
A-It was pointless
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How do you know when.... 2019/10/19
Q-How do you know when your at a gay BBQ? A- When all the sausages taste like shit.
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Must have more points 2019/10/18
Points points points and more importantly, more points
because currently pointless
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Must have more points 2019/10/18
Points points points
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points 2019/10/16
we all need points so bad this new IM what a joke
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And the hits keep rolling on 2019/10/16
The wife came up me yesterday asking for some for
some new shoes.Of course, i said no and, she went off in
a right huff.Last night, feeling somewhat randy, i cuddled
up her in bed.She said, "You can get stuffed.If
you cant shoe the horse, you sure arent fucking riding
it"
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more humour 2019/10/16
An old man is walking in Amsterdam and passes a hooker standing
at her door. She asks him: "Granddad, why don't we give it
a try?” "No girl, that is no longer possible for me” he replies.
Says the hooker: "Come on, what have we got to lose,
we can give it a try!?” They both go inside. They undress and then he acts like a young man and performs
5 times in a row. "Oh ...
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Knock 2019/10/16
Knock knock <br><br>
Who's there <br><br>
Justin <br><br>
Justin Who <br><br>
Justin in time to get some points.
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More Humour 2019/10/14
Last night I rode my bike to the bar here in town and I had a
few beers, followed by a few bourbons and a number of shots.....
I still had the sense to know I was over the limit. That's
when I decided to do what I have never done before, I locked
up my bike in a secure place, and I took a cab home. Sure enough, there was a police check point on the way home,
and since it was a cab, they waved ...
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points 2019/10/14
points points points points points points points.
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the points 2019/10/14
points points points points points points points.
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points 2019/10/13
points points points points points points points points.
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Points 2019/10/12
There's no point in this.
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