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Try to have fun 2019-09-23
Keep your woman happy n always eat her pussy before you fuck
her
6 評論, 92 瀏覽次數,
61 票
,3.94 分數
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In the family way 2020-01-12
This is the story of a young lawyer who always spent his summer
vacation at the same place by the sea. He always went to the
same boarding house because the of the hotel looked
good enough to eat. Naturally, as the lawyer was handsome and with the summer
heat helping, the two young people quickly went from feelings
to actions. The next year, the lawyer found his sweetheart, and was
surprised to ...
4 評論, 125 瀏覽次數,
55 票
,3.28 分數
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Funny 2019-10-10
If its easy take it twice
3 評論, 68 瀏覽次數,
55 票
,1.86 分數
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I love white woman 2019-10-20
I prefer white woman, I love my black woman but I also love
white woman because they are more freakier.
8 評論, 83 瀏覽次數,
50 票
,2.62 分數
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Living by the three F's. 2019-09-29
If it floats, flys or fucks. Rent it don't buy it. Anyone
else live by this?
4 評論, 55 瀏覽次數,
45 票
,2.36 分數
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My Date From Hell! 2021-06-24
Written by: KyCre8iveGuy
NOW THE STORY YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ, MAY SEEM TOTALLY WEIRD
AND COMPLETELY CRAZY…BUT HAND OVER MY HEART…IT’S
THE COMPLETE TRUTH!!
I met a young lady on a Transgendered website. She was 35-years-old,
had long blonde, beautiful hair and the face and body of
a Goddess. We chatted for a while on the website and through
personal emails. Eventually, we ...
6 評論, 297 瀏覽次數,
39 票
,4.62 分數
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A Cold Nose 2021-06-23
Max was my dachshund, I spoiled that dog. I let him sleep
on the bed he used to like to cuddle up.
<br>
I started dating a new guy, Max was a little suspicious of
my new beau, but was reasonably friendly.
<br>
The first time we had sex at my place we were in my bed. Max
was asleep in the frontroom in his basket by the TV.
The sex was hot and focused and at one point he ...
1 評論, 805 瀏覽次數,
36 票
,5.48 分數
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Dinner is Served 2020-01-08
I had an odd (?) thought today, while masturbating. At least,
I think it may have been odd? I’m not sure. Here, I’ll
just tell you and you can make up your own mind. Cool? Let’s
proceed… Sex is kind of like a candle. When you first ignite the spark,
it’s hot and heavy. I mean, that shit is on! I’m thinking
most of us understand and have experienced aforementioned
hotness, so there’s ...
9 評論, 131 瀏覽次數,
30 票
,4.42 分數
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The nite our found our handcuffs...lol 2021-06-23
The and I had gone to my moms for a couple of weeks in the
summer for a mini vaction...well when we got back my hubby
missed me so much he decided tonite he was gonna handcuff
me to the bed and make up for the last 2weeks...In the morning
we all got up...my hubby and I were getting ready for work
when my oldest (8 at the time) came in the bathroom
and said "mommy, why are there handcuffs ...
1 評論, 910 瀏覽次數,
28 票
,4.68 分數
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Blowjob hickies 2019-12-15
I'm very partial receiving oral. Sometimes some
people get a little carried away and when I get home I notice
the head of dick is all bloodshot. I was telling friend
about this problem and he started calling them dickies.
Does anyone else run into this and what do you call it?
3 評論, 42 瀏覽次數,
27 票
,3.77 分數
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Lunch would be ready...... 2021-06-26
A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is
working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?"
Her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds
and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse,
sperms and eggs. He goes on to tell her about puberty, menstruation,
erections, wet-dreams...and he thinks, what the hell,
and goes on to tell her the works. He covers a ...
2 評論, 247 瀏覽次數,
21 票
,6.84 分數
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"the bf's " 2021-06-24
My boyfriend and I live together. He has an eleven year old
that doesnt. Sounds simple enough heh? Well it's
not!!!! One of the weekends he had her, we were in our bedroom,
thinking she was asleep and began to fool around...with
the door closed of course. And just so you know how uncomfortable
the situation was ..we were practicing oral sex...i had
performed my half and was allowing him ...
2 評論, 705 瀏覽次數,
20 票
,1.08 分數
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Your Seat Can Also Be Used as a Flotation Device 2020-01-01
I was in my mid forties, contently married for 14 years and KNEW life was perfect! <br><br>
ME: Life is perfect! <br><br>
LIFE: Wanna bet? <br><br>
Details are not important... Him~ my sister~Our couch
in our house~Fucking~Done and divorced. <br><br>
What the fuck was I supposed to do now? OH, right! Date! <br><br>
I knew there was no ...
3 評論, 115 瀏覽次數,
20 票
,4.53 分數
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Ahh youth 2019-12-22
So I like cumming on a womans tits or even her and of course
Im more in tune with the idea when the partner in question
wants it. Oh but what about a time when you lacked experience
and aim...Like hitting a womam right in the eye they they
are even near your . IE a shot arced back enough
land in her eye when we were laying side by side after lol
ahh youth
3 評論, 41 瀏覽次數,
19 票
,4.05 分數
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bi 2019-11-29
to bi or not to bi , bye
2 評論, 28 瀏覽次數,
19 票
,1.67 分數
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How well do you know each other :) 2020-01-21
: Dad, I’ve heard that in some parts of the world a man
doesn’t know his wife he marries her. <br><br>
Father: , that’s true everywhere.
5 評論, 40 瀏覽次數,
18 票
,2.99 分數
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vibrator 2021-06-26
we were having
a party one night with a group of friends. we kept hearing
this weird humming sound coming from my room. we went
to go investigate and to my horror one of our friends
apparently went into our room into my nightstand and got
out one of my vibrators. they were all sitting around on
the floor with it turned on watching it vibrate across the ...
3 評論, 277 瀏覽次數,
9 票
,2.57 分數
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i am not funnin in a relationship 2020-01-03
Just need to get some Points so I am adding something here.
1 評論, 14 瀏覽次數,
9 票
,3.00 分數
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It's all about the points.... 2020-01-26
It's all about the ....It's all about the
....It's all about the ....It's
all about the ....It's all about the ....It's
all about the ....
2 評論, 18 瀏覽次數,
7 票
,3.30 分數
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Funny 2020-01-03
Funny more points
0 評論, 12 瀏覽次數,
6 票
,3.37 分數
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Cortitos 2019-12-23
- ¿Cuáles las mujeres que mejor conocen su cuerpo?
- Las que se masturban, porque lo conocen "al dedillo".
Se levanta una polla por la mañana, con los ojos todos pegados,
se pega una ducha, abre el armario y dice: -¿Y que cojones
me pongo yo hoy?
¿Qué le dijo el posavasos a la cerveza? -¡Rubia que frío
tenés el culo!
¿Qué le dijo ...
4 評論, 37 瀏覽次數,
6 票
,3.65 分數
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Time to rock out with your cock out! 2021-06-18
Last night, I was actually having sex. Now, what made this
a memorable experience, besides me having sex, is that
AC/DC's "TNT" was playing. And for the
first time in my life, I had rhythm. That whole, "women
to the left of me/women to the right" thing got my dick
harder than it's ever been.
So afterwards, while lying in bed, basking in the afterglow
and listening to woman lie to me ...
2 評論, 230 瀏覽次數,
5 票
,2.16 分數
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The Sound of Incognito 2020-01-28
Hello incognito, my old friend I've come to do bad things again Stealth mode on while I'm creeping Releasing seeds if you catch my meaning And the visions that are planted in brain Still remain but not in web browser after I close out and delete all history
just in case <br><br>
In office I wasn't alone Nearly caught me on phone 'Neath desk fingers cramp And I think ...
2 評論, 16 瀏覽次數,
4 票
,2.47 分數
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points 2020-01-05
4 the points
1 評論, 9 瀏覽次數,
4 票
,2.47 分數
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arousal 2021-06-18
Many people may suppose that the question of the title is
a stupid one, given that the answer is so obvious: women
have breasts for feeding babies. In fact, the question
is a good one, because it is a mystery why the vast majority
of women has breasts. Most women are, at this moment, not
lactating, and yet they have breasts. If breasts were merely
for feeding babies, then ...
1 評論, 227 瀏覽次數,
3 票
,1.96 分數
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Top Ten Warning Signs that the Profile is a Fake 2020-12-04
One of my "kinks" these days is weeding out the
various fake profiles that pop up in AdultFriendFinder now and then. So,
from the home office in Ypsilanti, Michigan, here are the
Top Ten Warning Signs that the Profile is a Fake <br><br>
10. The writer spels and speaks english goodly . 9. Uses a photo of a woman who should be a model 8. Uses a photo of a woman who actually IS a model ...
2 評論, 45 瀏覽次數,
3 票
,1.47 分數
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4 sons 2021-06-23
A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that
the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall,
while the youngest had black hair, dark eyes, and was
short.
The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed
when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before
I die, be totally honest with me - is our youngest my ?"
The wife replied, "I swear on ...
2 評論, 202 瀏覽次數,
2 票
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Blow Job gone wrong 2021-09-15
As we are laying in bed. Me sucking his
cock him slamming the dildo into my pussy. We been at it for
20 plus minutes. I had already came 2 times. He wanted 3.
I raised my hips I was getting close he said ya suck it I
going to cum. I wrapped my lips around the head and went into
suction mode. He was pumping at my mouth when he jerked away
and Shot Cum straight ...
1 評論, 28 瀏覽次數,
1 票
,2.40 分數
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Anal 2020-08-14
Care share an anal experiences that have gone bad?
0 評論, 23 瀏覽次數,
0 票
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?? Why is ?? 2020-01-30
If we have 3somes all the times but I can’t at females!?!!
Lol
1 評論, 8 瀏覽次數,
0 票
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