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Dinner is Served 2020-01-08
I had an odd (?) thought today, while masturbating. At least,
I think it may have been odd? I’m not sure. Here, I’ll
just tell you and you can make up your own mind. Cool? Let’s
proceed… Sex is kind of like a candle. When you first ignite the spark,
it’s hot and heavy. I mean, that shit is on! I’m thinking
most of us understand and have experienced aforementioned
hotness, so there’s ...
9 評論, 131 瀏覽次數,
30 票
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points 2020-01-05
4 the points
1 評論, 9 瀏覽次數,
4 票
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i am not funnin in a relationship 2020-01-03
Just need to get some Points so I am adding something here.
1 評論, 14 瀏覽次數,
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Funny 2020-01-03
Funny more points
0 評論, 12 瀏覽次數,
6 票
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Your Seat Can Also Be Used as a Flotation Device 2020-01-01
I was in my mid forties, contently married for 14 years and KNEW life was perfect! <br><br>
ME: Life is perfect! <br><br>
LIFE: Wanna bet? <br><br>
Details are not important... Him~ my sister~Our couch
in our house~Fucking~Done and divorced. <br><br>
What the fuck was I supposed to do now? OH, right! Date! <br><br>
I knew there was no ...
3 評論, 115 瀏覽次數,
20 票
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Santa Porn 2019-12-26
"Ahh, now for the real life part, " Santa smiled,
as Brenda and Sally repositioned themselves. In real life,
when it's not porn for men to jack off to, Lesbian sex
is a far more beautiful thing and less of a spectator sport.
Sally laid back, and Brenda gently slipped her fingers
into Sally, turned her wrist just the way she knew, and started
the orgasm inducing fingering that worked ...
0 評論, 32 瀏覽次數,
18 票
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Ahh youth 2019-12-22
So I like cumming on a womans tits or even her and of course
Im more in tune with the idea when the partner in question
wants it. Oh but what about a time when you lacked experience
and aim...Like hitting a womam right in the eye they they
are even near your . IE a shot arced back enough
land in her eye when we were laying side by side after lol
ahh youth
3 評論, 41 瀏覽次數,
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No points! 2019-12-20
is not very funny.
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points 2019-12-17
points
0 評論, 5 瀏覽次數,
4 票
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Blowjob hickies 2019-12-15
I'm very partial receiving oral. Sometimes some
people get a little carried away and when I get home I notice
the head of dick is all bloodshot. I was telling friend
about this problem and he started calling them dickies.
Does anyone else run into this and what do you call it?
3 評論, 42 瀏覽次數,
27 票
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Himor 2019-12-15
Where’s e him in relationshipscv
0 評論, 4 瀏覽次數,
4 票
,0.92 分數 |
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How well do you know each other :) 2019-12-13
: Dad, I’ve heard that in some parts of the world a man
doesn’t know his wife he marries her. <br><br>
Father: , that’s true everywhere.
5 評論, 40 瀏覽次數,
18 票
,2.99 分數 |
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bi 2019-11-29
to bi or not to bi , bye
2 評論, 28 瀏覽次數,
19 票
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cock size 2019-10-22
I love in how are bigger than everything i see, Pictures
or ca m if you want
0 評論, 2 瀏覽次數,
1 票
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I love white woman 2019-10-20
I prefer white woman, I love my black woman but I also love
white woman because they are more freakier.
8 評論, 83 瀏覽次數,
50 票
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Funny 2019-10-10
If its easy take it twice
3 評論, 68 瀏覽次數,
55 票
,1.86 分數 |
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In the family way 2019-10-04
This is the story of a young lawyer who always spent his summer
vacation at the same place by the sea. He always went to the
same boarding house because the of the hotel looked
good enough to eat. Naturally, as the lawyer was handsome and with the summer
heat helping, the two young people quickly went from feelings
to actions. The next year, the lawyer found his sweetheart, and was
surprised to ...
4 評論, 125 瀏覽次數,
55 票
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Living by the three F's. 2019-09-29
If it floats, flys or fucks. Rent it don't buy it. Anyone
else live by this?
4 評論, 55 瀏覽次數,
45 票
,2.36 分數 |
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Try to have fun 2019-09-23
Keep your woman happy n always eat her pussy before you fuck
her
6 評論, 92 瀏覽次數,
61 票
,3.94 分數 |
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Free bonus 2019-09-18
I remember AdultFriendFinder use to give u credits or 40 day gold or something
6 評論, 73 瀏覽次數,
55 票
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Anal sex 2019-09-18
Is it just me or is anyone else worried about being s#$T on
6 評論, 45 瀏覽次數,
25 票
,2.25 分數 |
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Losing my virginity 2019-09-18
Lost it in a construction site with a girl in the front seat
of a backhoe. wild experience. a bit of my cum dripped out
her pussy onto the seat so someone is probably wondering
how that stain got there
0 評論, 2 瀏覽次數,
2 票
,3.12 分數 |
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Losing my virginity 2019-09-18
Lost it in a construction site with a girl in the front seat
of a backhoe. wild experience. a bit of my cum dripped out
her pussy onto the seat so someone is probably wondering
how that stain got there
0 評論, 4 瀏覽次數,
2 票
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points 2019-09-17
pts
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points 2019-09-15
points
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que TAN IMPORTANTE ES? 2019-09-01
el humor es una variable influyente en una relacion de pareja?
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fun is good 2019-08-28
Nigel and Stephen, are keen fishermen and wine drinkers;
here you can see a photo taken while they are enjoying some
night fishing while on holiday, with their wives, in Poitou-Charente,
France, last year. <br><br>
Slurping a large Bordeaux Supérieur, Nigel announces,
'I think I'm going to divorce my wife, she hasn't
spoken to me in eighteen months.' ...
4 評論, 98 瀏覽次數,
57 票
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Blind Date 2019-08-24
I had a blind date once. A friend of mine asked take
his g/f's sister. I agreed. So I went her place
get her. When she opened the door she was 5ft tall and weighed
about 350lbs. I thought okay. So we went a nice restaurant.
After sitting down she looked at the menu intently. I thought
okay. Then she said can I pick what I want. I said sure. She
ordered 3 complete meals. The waiter ...
6 評論, 122 瀏覽次數,
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Sense of humor 2019-08-17
relationships where both individuals don’t have a good
sense of humor never seem work. Understand you have
take you relationship serious but making each other laugh
and smile helps build and sustain a good relationship.
4 評論, 43 瀏覽次數,
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booty 2019-08-07
o booty how I chase thee I only did this for my points yee I don't want to trespass I just want to fuck that ass good people i love you with that said throu
1 評論, 30 瀏覽次數,
25 票
,2.47 分數 |